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Joined December 2011
Blowing up once again. Don’t touch me.
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Advice… buy a matching pair ( not 2 different sizes) then remove the protective layer on the sole and if you are still dont know how shoes work contact @LKBennettLondon who can advise. Oh, and I wouldn’t shout about a £229 pair of shoes when people can’t afford to eat.
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Warmest congratulations to Boris Johnson’s father on becoming a French and therefore EU citizen, thereby guaranteeing himself all the freedoms, rights and protections that his son stole from the British people so that he could become the Prime Minister. 🤯 theguardian.com/politics/202…
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A friend sent me this- consider it a substitute poll for tonight!
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Landed back in the UK. Been awake 24+ hours now. Waiting for the bus to take us back to our hotel which we can’t check in with until 3pm. I may just sleep in their lounge for three hours.
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Paid a tenner to get in the room early. Just needed to lie down, have a bath and shut down for a few hours before tea.
Dear @metpoliceuk Carrie Johnson escapes £50 fine for her ABBA party. A reminder that a teenager was fined over £2000 for meeting OUTSIDE in a group of more than two people, and named & shamed. Please explain.
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Been awake 30 hours now. Nearly dropped my phone in the bath two or three times before it finally took a dip. Wouldn’t charge due to the water. Get in…
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Some Stella before tea will wake me up (or knock me out).
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The First Rwanda flight delayed after legal challenge. The scheme is illegal under the 1951 Geneva Convention.
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It’s that time again… The publication of The Times Rich List Which reminds me… “If a monkey hoarded more bananas than it could eat, while most of the other monkeys starved, scientists would try to figure out what's wrong, when humans do it we put them on cover of Forbes”
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Absolute carnage at the outdoor toilets. Bloke checked the male door, locked. Checked the disabled around the corner. Locked
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Meanwhile a woman comes out of the male toilet. Bloke sees her as he comes back around but doesn’t clock that she was the one in the toilet which is now empty. He assumes it’s still locked and stands waiting outside an empty toilet.
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A woman comes out of the disabled toilet but he doesn’t spot her. He’s now waiting next to two empty toilets (three if you count the women’s). Another bloke comes along and joins him in the pointless queue.
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Eventually the bloke leaves to find another toilet (and they’re not signposted anywhere in the resort). Good luck with that. After another pointless wait the second bloke finally bothers checking the door and it is, of course, unlocked.
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I did contemplate walking over to tell the first bloke he was waiting pointlessly but then he left. Also I’m on holiday, it’s not my job to police the bogs.
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