CDC says it is now ok for healthcare workers - and healthcare workers only - to eat 3-day old pizza sitting out in the break room

Dec 26, 2021 路 4:29 AM UTC

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ok they must've partnered up with dentists because that cold, stale crust is gonna break some teeth
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And ...? 馃槈
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And more than 6 at a time allowed in break room
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What about drunk frat boys? wouldn't the increased alcohol content in their blood and breath work as an antiseptic to kill off the more problematic versions of the microbes and the cheese would have enough fungal growth to deal with the rest?
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Was it ever not ok? What about the donuts?
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Whatever could go wrong?
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