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There’s a quiet confidence in plants who wait until the late summer/fall to flower
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Science is thankful for your willing support and is sending permission forms which must be signed in triplicate of course.
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So you'd be a Sauroposeidon? Tallest dinosaur (I'm pronouncing as Syruposeidon from now on) 😃
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And her butt moved like two VW beetles trying to pass each
other on the highway.
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They are in Hong Kong. But. I think it’s a style most people could attempt. It’s no spatula, though. ;) they’re still cute.
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Listen I’m not assigning blame, but I’m running out of time to be rescued from peril by a taciturn British canal boatsmen who will nurse me back to health while we fall In love.
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You can just say something like “a group of chipmunks is called a cheek.” No one fact-checks that shit anymore
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I hate when I forget my inspiration for life on the roof of the buggy and then just drive off.
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