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Joined August 2015
There’s a quiet confidence in plants who wait until the late summer/fall to flower
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That is an especially important distinction here in my home state.
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Smooth but expensive and full of lead?
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Canada Park? Oh, jeez...
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La Brea, but with maple syrup.
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Science is thankful for your willing support and is sending permission forms which must be signed in triplicate of course.
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So you'd be a Sauroposeidon? Tallest dinosaur (I'm pronouncing as Syruposeidon from now on) 😃
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Them solid rear axels did sway, tho.
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And her butt moved like two VW beetles trying to pass each other on the highway.
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They are in Hong Kong. But. I think it’s a style most people could attempt. It’s no spatula, though. ;) they’re still cute.
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Today, I dare you to do something mundane but necessary.
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Dude I love closed captions tweets [mellifluous birdsong]
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[people speaking indistinctly]
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I need to stop wearing my heart on my shoulder like a parrot.
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Listen I’m not assigning blame, but I’m running out of time to be rescued from peril by a taciturn British canal boatsmen who will nurse me back to health while we fall In love.
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You can just say something like “a group of chipmunks is called a cheek.” No one fact-checks that shit anymore
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I hate when I forget my inspiration for life on the roof of the buggy and then just drive off.
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I’m the one who puts that itchy, pokey piece in the side seam of every swimsuit. I don’t know why I do it
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