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sammith retweeted
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Umran Malik in recent stated that he never followed Waqar Younis because Bhuvneshwar Kumar, Mohammad Shami and Jasprit Bumrah are actually his idols. Indeed Waqar Younis never got hammered at the economy rate of 10 plus. Umran Malik rightly following his indian idols.👏👏#IREvIND
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sammith retweeted
Umran Malik in recent stated that he never followed Waqar Younis because Bhuvneshwar Kumar, Mohammad Shami and Jasprit Bumrah are actually his idols. Indeed Waqar Younis never got hammered at the economy rate of 10 plus. Umran Malik rightly following his indian idols.👏👏#IREvIND
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Hello late night twitter! Performing KANNADA STAND-UP COMEDY tomorrow (29th, Wednesday) at st.joseph's college, 5pm. Entry free for all college students - ID card mandatory!
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And officer that’s how I can prove 3 1/3 shots is same as zero shots
Drunkards answering simple math questions by police mama to check if they’re drunk or not @notsamyuktha @meghnope
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Drunkards answering simple math questions by police mama to check if they’re drunk or not @notsamyuktha @meghnope
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sammith retweeted
There was only one way to win it really wasn't there? 😃
Scorecard/clips: ms.spr.ly/6013bWe7D
🏴 #ENGvNZ 🇳🇿
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sammith retweeted
Jonny Bairstow's series numbers 🔥
Runs: 394
High score: 162
Average: 78.80
Strike-rate: 120.12
Hundreds: 2
Fifties: 1
#ENGvNZ
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Bazball inventing aggressive test batting is like Columbus discovering America
Most runs in a test series with a SR greater than 100
491- Sehwag vs SL 2009, SR 108.15
411- Stokes vs SA 2015/16, SR 109.02
372- Sehwag vs SA 2008, SR 102.76
358- Dhawan vs SL 2017, SR 104.68
356- Warner vs PAK 2016/17, SR 103.79
343- Gilchrist vs NZ, 2005, SR 102.69
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sammith retweeted
Just wanted to let you know @BCCI that if there's too much confusion about who will captain India at Edgbaston, I am willing to step in and do the job, no worries. Let me know.
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sammith retweeted
No government deserves someone like Leslie Knope. I'd rather let people rot in hell, since doing something to help people is so tiresome.
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sammith retweeted
In 1975 : India living rent free in your head.
In 2022 : India living rent free in your head.
1975 World Cup - India 132/3 in 60 overs
2022 in a Test match - England 317/7 in 60 overs
#Cricket
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