The most likes I have EVER received in 1 minute is around 1k. At 5 PM CDT on July 2nd I want to reach 2k likes in a minute. Will need your help obviously. Everyone turn on notifications and lets see if it’s even possible for an account like this.

I hope your mental health has been okay lately, remember to take care of yourself and that your life matters.

If you have the means to help people, do so. Many things in this world need changed and you can ignite changes. You can help that homeless man down the road. You can conversate with that suicidal person. You can be a friend to the kid with no friends. You can help the world.

why didn’t you take my tweet about pooping in their stockings more seriously?

i just asked a secret service person at the White House for directions and he was really nice so he is on the nice list

We hate Tim

If you’ve ever said the word fuck you’re on the naughty list. We don’t swear here at the North Pole.

Did you know this emoji exists 🫡

I flew him out on a business trip and this was the result:

The most likes I have EVER received in 1 minute is around 1k. At 5 PM CDT on July 2nd I want to reach 2k likes in a minute. Will need your help obviously. Everyone turn on notifications and lets see if it’s even possible for an account like this.

Who is the green guy? Wrong answers only.

Gonna be in Washington DC tomorrow :D Leaving NYC tonight, crazy place. I really am santa with this traveling Don’t ever doubt my existence

Waited like 7 hours for NYPD, and they never showed They on the naughty list rn too 😡

WOOHOO, GOT PHONE BACK! UBER DRIVER STOLE IT, UBER DRIVER IS ON THE NAUGHTY LIST

When will people stop claiming MrBeast fakes his videos lol, y’all on the naughty list