Professional mad scientist. Amateur goofball. Liberal. I'm not a novelty, I'm a lottery win. I'm an action movie, not a statue. My spirit animal is Tigger.

Alaska, USA
Joined August 2018
Here's an extensive list of scientific discoveries that were later disproven by religion: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5.
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Random science fact: So there's no such thing as a sharknado, but a fishnado isentirely possible. Tornados can develop over water. They suck up large amounts or water and the water contents, such as fish. Once it hits land and slows down, the fish start falling. Voila: fishnado!
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Give me your best (or worst) pathological or pseudo science excuse for getting out of a bad date. I'll start: My hypermitosis is acting up, I gotta go.
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You guys, at my yoga class this afternoon someone started talking about the golgi apparatus inside the mitochondria, and I had to ask myself, "DID THEY READ MY TWEET?? ARE THEY TROLLING ME??" 馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ
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Random science fact: nutmeg is a delicious spice to add to a lot of things, but don't add too much of it. Eating a couple tablespoons can cause hallucinations, followed by the ever so pleasant side effects of tachycardia, hypertension, delirium, and death, amongst others. Fun!
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I made a garden gnome. He's still naked!!! He needs to dry.. A lot. @ Turnagain Ceramics bibliogram.fdn.fr/p/ChJRnLMumGL/鈥
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My boobs are not in a hurry to make it to work. Same, boobs, same.
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Random science fact: bees sometimes sting other bees. When protecting the hive, guard bees will sniff the bees coming in. They sniff out infiltrators, or a bee that belongs to another hive who is out to steal nectar (the rogue!) So they'll bite and sting the offender.
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Random science fact: suffering from kidney stones? Try rollercoasters! Apparently riding rollercoasters increases your chance of passing the stone by up to 64%, depending on where you sit (sit in the back). I suppose I could just pick you up and shake you really hard instead. 馃
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I spelled the word poisoning and autocorrect changed it to "pussy jobbing", and I'm sure there's some truth there. 馃
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Random science fact: your blood has a lot of iron. You need it to live, since it carries oxygen. The average human has 3.5-4 grams of iron, to be exact. If you were to extract the iron (please don't, you'll die!), you'd have enough for a 3-4 inch nail.
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Apparently me pointing out that hate makes you age faster is in and of itself hate. Well, I've been skooled. 馃檮
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Random science fact: chewing gum helps you concentrate. Next time you're having trouble focusing, chew some gum! According to a 2013 study, it can help keep you focused for longer on a task that requires continuous monitoring. But try to pick one that's not bad for your teeth!
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I just learned that Alex Jones is a year younger than me, and man, hate ages you hard!
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Definitely a Christmas movie.
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I made a goal at the beginning of the week to do yoga 5 days this week. I just finished the 5th 75 minute class. Four hot vinyasa flow classes and one hot bikram class. I feel really good! I'm gonna do this next week, too. I usually just go once.
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It's hard to believe this level of idiocy still exists sometimes. But then I remember half our country is stupid.
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Just a few facts for your weekend.
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