Storyteller, Lamplighter and Saggar-makers bottom-knocker. Currently Gossip Columnist for the Isle of Aran Shoemaker's Monthly.

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Joined February 2009
Watching Passport To Pimlico. An Ealing comedy about a British community that shuts itself off from the rest of the world and decides to govern itself only to suffer lawlessness, hardships and food shortages... ....as if that could ever happen.....
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Nadine Dorries is one of those people who says "I'm not being funny but..." before every bitter and ill-informed opinion that comes out of her mouth.
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Killing Joke and Noel Edmonds have both trended because of this. Now we need Dumpy's Rusty Nuts to trend briefly for probably the only time ever. RT to help make the dream a reality. #DumpysRustyNuts
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For anyone still wondering who Dumpy's Rusty Nuts were....this is them. And bloody good fun they were too. "I'm 'appy when I'm ridin' me 'og". #DumpysRustyNuts #PlatinumJubilee invidious.fdn.fr/9tKO3m_M4dQ
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Just caught myself tapping my foot to Dire Straits on the radio...I may now have to amputate my legs.
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The only poll that counts! #BritainsThickestMP Round 2, Group 5: PETER BONE BORIS JOHNSON PRITI PATEL DESMOND SWAYNE
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Everything is really awful, isn't it?
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GIVEAWAY! We’re giving away a signed Profound Morality test press! To be in with a chance of winning, make sure you are signed up to our mailing list (link below) before 12PM BST on 18/05/22 bit.ly/3FSc8wB
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Buggleskelly Signal Box is now available to order, complete with plant pots ready for tomatoes... photogra-fix.com/railways Available in scales 1:76 (OO), 1:101.6 (British TT3), 1:148 (N), 1:220 (Z), 1:285 (6mm) and 1:450 (T) #ModelRailway #Buggleskelly #TMRGUK #Railways #Model
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Who's up for a massive game of Guess Who tomorrow...? #pmqs @BBCParliament
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I'm sure Thatcher would have been delighted at this chap's enterprise.
There is a bloke selling eggs next to the Thatcher statue #Grantham
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Well, this arrived...and it's a thing of orangey beauty and no mistake. @heriotmetal
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Making some Rhubarb Vodka with our own rhubarb...brace yourselves...
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Reminded of Michael Bentine's Potty Time.
Someone in my town has crocheted special Queen’s Jubilee bollard sleeves which may be the most brilliantly British thing I have ever seen.
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I wonder if they've ever actually seen Star Trek.
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When you go to the pub and your glass accidentally comes home with you. I blame @FishDerekDick
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