Popularity is an illusion; or so I tell myself. Just a small town rabbit, livin' in a sarcastic world.

Joined December 2018
*Decision made I was thinking of being narsysistic. But I can't spell it. So I'm going to be vein.
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ҍօօҍ-օօ-ɾɑҍҍíԵ (me/me/mine) retweeted
My favourite sex position is face fucking a taco...
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Do acrobats prefer roll playing?
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"Vienna" by Ultravox is easily the best song about two-thirds of a vanilla ice cream and chocolate cake. Ever.
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ҍօօҍ-օօ-ɾɑҍҍíԵ (me/me/mine) retweeted
People who say "Good moaning" instead of “Good morning" please stop.
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ҍօօҍ-օօ-ɾɑҍҍíԵ (me/me/mine) retweeted
Likewise 🙂
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ҍօօҍ-օօ-ɾɑҍҍíԵ (me/me/mine) retweeted
me: *wistfully* i gave up everything to live my life on the rails my friend: u got divorced and take the subway
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ҍօօҍ-օօ-ɾɑҍҍíԵ (me/me/mine) retweeted
*pats a pack of Oreos* taking this for a test drive
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ҍօօҍ-օօ-ɾɑҍҍíԵ (me/me/mine) retweeted
*in KFC with my family* Me: Hi, can I get a 30 piece meal with two extra gravies and a dozen biscuits please? *turns* What do you guys want?
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ҍօօҍ-օօ-ɾɑҍҍíԵ (me/me/mine) retweeted
"I'm living my best life!", I scream into the void. And the void replies, "That's good sweetie, cuz it's the only one you're getting."
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I visit weekend Costco for the extra large jar of cheese balls and oh yea, the hot Dad's eating up all the samples.
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ҍօօҍ-օօ-ɾɑҍҍíԵ (me/me/mine) retweeted
Some days I seem almost normal, other days I yell at my vagina for being too high maintenance
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Some people really exceed the limit of my daily medication.
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ҍօօҍ-օօ-ɾɑҍҍíԵ (me/me/mine) retweeted
Me myself and I....have no idea what any of you are talking about here.
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ҍօօҍ-օօ-ɾɑҍҍíԵ (me/me/mine) retweeted
Never go to bed angry. You could forget to close your door and let the dog wake you at 5am.
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ҍօօҍ-օօ-ɾɑҍҍíԵ (me/me/mine) retweeted
How long was Pumpkin Spice in the group? I don't even remember her.
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ҍօօҍ-օօ-ɾɑҍҍíԵ (me/me/mine) retweeted
The Purge but instead of all crime being legal all cheese related products are free
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ҍօօҍ-օօ-ɾɑҍҍíԵ (me/me/mine) retweeted
He’s a ten but likes oatmeal raisin cookies
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ҍօօҍ-օօ-ɾɑҍҍíԵ (me/me/mine) retweeted
Look, I just feel like I shouldn’t have to bend over backward to get an exorcism.
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ҍօօҍ-օօ-ɾɑҍҍíԵ (me/me/mine) retweeted
It’s a hard job waking up dead sexy every morning, but someone has to do it.
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