Smug sarcasm is my weapon of choice. I don't Tweet opinions on Brexit, Cycling, Religion or Covid. Life's too short. Arsenal since 1968. 馃憤

Tetbury, England
Joined January 2017
Guy just followed me home from Tesco in a rather nice VW Transporter and gave me a cash bid on the 'Yota. Blimey! Never had that happen before! Not enough though. I love the old thing as you may know. 馃槈
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Please share for my id very much appreciate it. I'm really not having much luck at the moment with applying for jobs !!
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So, that summer house of mine you're avidly interested in, dear follower? It has advanced! The base and the floor is ready, sealed, backed, and on pressure treated formers. Whoop whoop!
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However! A) From nowhere, a hurricane has just arrived, preventing erection. B) There's a tiny problemette with the second back panel I was about to fit. (The inside is unpainted. 馃檮) The Project Manager/Quality Control Expert will be displeased. Back into the garage I go....
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And! I took a drink of bravery and pressed on, today - and I'm quite pleased with progress 馃槉馃憤
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So, Glastonbury. Sir Paul's voice was terribly weak, and now the marvellous blessed Diana Ross is on... singing mostly flat. I dont want to be crual or disrespectful, but aren't there any non-octagenarians out there who could hold the stage? Eh? 馃檮
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So! The Chipping Sodbury run. I may have picked up a little sun. 馃槉
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Mrs Smith is now back from a business trip to Atlanta, where she spotted this outside the lunch place. Shout out to the owner! 馃槈馃憤
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Chipping Sodbury Classic Car Run tomorrow and my turn to drive, so I'm taking Tim round in the Spit. Just found this shot on Facebook of him driving me round last year. He looks like James Bond, of course, and I am in full makeup as Catweasel. 馃槈馃憤
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Its too windy for shed work. What a shame! Margaritas it is, then. 馃槈
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Looky looky - butch new spotlight covers for the 'Yota. (If I ever see it again ) I'm so very manly. 馃槉馃憤
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Sorry if you didn't make it in today. 馃檮
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Make it stop!!!! And why can I not reply, to admonish you for visiting that upon my delicate bleedin' ears???
Hot out there ain't it? Phew!
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So, I'm practicing my Margarita recipe. Tuesday foxfur gamesmanship. 馃槉馃槉馃槉馃憤 Oops! Language is the first fatality. 馃お馃お
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Oops! Forgot the photo.
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