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Nice try. On average, our stories come true around 24 to 48 hours after they're written. You're getting the news ahead of time with us. I think that's worth an irresponsibly discounted subscription fee.
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Sorry to be honest but as long as real news is more comedic and crazy then satire, why would I subscribe to an inferior product?
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He's right. The discount we're offering is unreasonable. Do NOT subscribe via the link he provided or you'll be taking advantage of us.
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Especially since the offer includes a free copy of our new, bestselling book. We can't afford to send it to you for free. Please pass on this offer, for our sake.
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