I like many things that are good. I guess that's my job now. I'm John Craft, Alan Minder or Val. I've got a few issues. DMs open to anyone.

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Joined January 2013
Never trust, never believe in a cause that teaches you fear and hate are your friends.
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With the way european fascism is going these days, more and more, it turns out gamers were right : misogyny is the true road to tolerance and social progress. Wanna fight racism ? How many women have you harassed today ?
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The British can't be real people holy SHIT
As a mark of respect during this period of national mourning, we will not livestream tomorrow’s Nintendo Direct. It will be published as a video-on-demand on our YouTube channel at 16:00 (UK time) tomorrow.
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My guillotine senses are tingling !
While signing an oath at the Accession Council, King Charles III ran out of room and gestured for an aide to help make some space on the desk. abcn.ws/3d3GvWV
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Oh dear god please don't let the queen die I don't give a rat's ass about her but the amount of moaning and worldwide live reactions and analysis and whatevers we're gonna have to suffer through for the next few weeks would be unbearable PLEASE shut everyone up in advance PLEASE
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Haha, the last chapter of one of my favorite mangas made me weep like a crawling baby, how about I, like, just, read it again ? As a joke haha
La mode de foutre des mots en anglais dans l'intégralité de ses discours, écrits comme parlés, me remplirait moins de bile si ceux qui la pratiquaient n'avait pas un niveau de français niveau grande section oui oui moi aussi "the way j'avais" pas la maîtrise du participe passé
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J'avoue c'est "too much" quand tu dis "si il", mais alors "oh my god" si à ça t'ajoutes le fait de pas savoir faire la différence entre manger, mangez et mangé à l'écrit. Je pense je verrais un otak dire "kawaii" que j'aurais moins envie de lui casser le nez avec un clou rouillé
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Imagine admitting to using tiktok and thinking you have any ground to claim you have a working brain
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I will literally report any splatoon 3 player who uses the dabbing emote and no I am not joking
Finally A ray of light in the darkness
Valve is banning review scores, blurbs, and so on from promo art in the Steam store, noting its getting too cluttered and confusing nichegamer.com/valve-banned-…
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Haha I love journalism so much
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FUCK YEAH THEY KILLED GAWKER ONCE AND ARE GONNA DO IT AGAIN JUST FOR THE FUCKING FUN OF IT YEAAAAAAAAAAAA
Replying to @thomaschattwill
I have the appetite and inclination to pursue legal options. @Gawker has an established pattern of defamation w/ me and @leahfinnegan told @semaforben in the NYT it’s company policy to target me + @ggreenwald—apparently to the point of inventing disparaging stories
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me : "Hey the second season of Made in Abyss started, maybe I really should get to watching the movie adapting the very moment that broke my soul in the manga" then : "yeah maybe I'll just never watch anything ever again and maybe fuck Japan, you know, maybe FUCK JAPAN, YOU KNOW"
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Je regarde régulièrement des montages smash bros, dont un qui passe pas mal d'extraits de tournois francophones; le nombre de fois où en seulement trente secondes il y a une faute de français niveau primaire ET un usage constant et inutile de mots anglais ça mE CRISPE
As per usual after a massive national tragedy that neither has nor requires any output from foreign anglos, they comment on what they have no understanding over while proving how they review real life the same way they do fiction, greatly insulting natives
In a democracy, just because you do not support someone, that someone should never be allowed to be killed.
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I still vividly remember how people who have stopped living outside of social media reacted to the charlie hebdo massacres and I wish every single one of the Burgers and Beefsteaks reducing complex foreign and extremely heavy affairs to their blinded selfish nods to step on nails
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Oh you were born in either Britbong or Ketchupland ? Please tell me how the rest of the world works while I start up your shower behind this locked metal door. It'll all only take a short while my dear. Please don't undress. You don't need to and I sure as shit don't want that.
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Is the idea of democracy on the verge of disappearing in the United States?
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Me every single day : Meh, maybe I'll die soon, as people like me should Me after seeing that garden plant I repotted myself finally start to bloom and grow after I've patiently taken care of it for two months :
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Americans will hear of the 128th mass shooting of the week on a tuesday on America's day and pray on top of the corpses that the killer voted for "the other guy" then create twelve instagram accounts and 58 twitter threads to incriminate "the other side" But they're normal people
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