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Breaking! Sources say that Elon Musk will now acquire Truth Social and call it Qwitter.
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I don’t believe the fake news about Kevin McCarthy having a picture of Majority Greene tattooed on his ass.
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Kevin McCarthy: “I know that Marjorie Greene is batshit crazy and subscribes to wild conspiracy theories about Jewish Space Lasers, but I can’t offend her because she is the GOP’s most proficient fundraiser.” Is this a real quote?
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The false rumors about Samuel Alito sleeping with Clarence Thomas are sickening.
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Just in: Witnesses saw a man throwing empty beer cans through Brett Kavanaugh’s window. Brett Kavanaugh is the primary suspect.
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Captain Obvious retweeted
Call me old fashioned but I prefer a president who pays more in taxes than he pays for hookers.
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Marjorie Greene: “I’m not a racist. I don’t care if you’re black, brown, yellow, or normal.” This is not a real quote but it sure sounds like her.
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We mustn’t let the fact that Marjorie Greene is a racist distract us from the fact that she’s a deranged sociopath.
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Lindsey Graham: “I’m not upset with George Santos being exposed.”
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The Trump Train is trending. Is there a loco motive?
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Kyle Rittenhouse: “This lawsuit against me is about attacking our 2nd Amendment rights.” Me: “No, it’s about proving that you’re a murderer.”
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Just in: A judge has ruled that the plaintiffs in the wrongful death case against Kyle Rittenhouse can move forward with their wrongful death action. Please show your support for the plaintiffs. Thank you.
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Have you ever heard of, “The Real McCoy?” Elijah McCoy was a Black man who invented a way to recycle engine oil which allows you to drive your car for 5,000 miles without changing your oil. When buying a car, people would ask, “Is this the real McCoy?”
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CNN: Ron DeSantis is asking all students in Florida to celebrate Black History Month by burning black history books.
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You’ll sleep better tonight if you don’t imagine Kevin McCarthy and Marjorie Greene in the missionary position.
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It took me just 5 minutes to walk to the liquor store to buy some more beer and 30 minutes to walk back. The difference was staggering.
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Indicting Donald Trump would be bad for our economy. People will be partying for weeks before they get back to work.
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President’s Day would be a perfect day to indict Donald Trump. It would be the best national holiday of the year.
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I’m sad to say that I’m leaving Twitter. I should be back in 20 minutes after I get some more beer.
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The biggest product failure in American history occurred on September 14, 1945. Do you know what happened on that date? It’s when Fred Trump’s condom broke.
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