Visit the website for a full list of official Glastonbury line up announcement dates. Trying to make sense of it will get you nowhere. THERE IS NO PATTERN

On the farm.
Joined February 2016
Here it is, The Thingy does Glastonbury 2022. Almost 13 minutes of none stop action* *Wandering around looking at stuff and singing along with various acts. You'll love it or think "What the Hell was he doing there?" #Glastonbury #Glastonbury2022 invidious.fdn.fr/jOjx9m8HAfQ
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This is incredible 👇👇👇👇
A friend just sent this to Jessi - haven't discovered who made it yet but must share! 3D mapped #Glasto 2022! Find your tent! Check it out @TheGlastoThingy @Glastopia SO COOL! visualskies.nira.app/a/tEql5…
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Now taking orders for 2023.
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Depeche Mode playing Paris on 24th June (Saturday of Glastonbury). They haven't done back to back dates in a while, another act to rule out. #Glastonbury
👀 Possible #GSH, guess we'll need to see what other dates are announced.
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This came after she had posted a photo of herself wearing a Glastonbury hoodie on her Instagram stories the previous evening.
🚨 BILLIE EILISH INSTAGRAM STORY! 🚨 #Glastonbury #BillieEilish
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This was the earliest a headliner had ever been announced, beating the previous record by over 2 weeks. theglastonburythingy.weebly.…
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One to cross off the list of potentials. #NGSH #Glastonbury
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👀 Possible #GSH, guess we'll need to see what other dates are announced.
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June 2023 and Taylor Swift arrives for her headline set at Glastonbury.
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The Glasto Thingy retweeted
This evening’s view from Worthy Farm @glastonbury @TheGlastoThingy @GlastoFestFeed @AddictGlasto
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🚨 Taylor Swift will embark on a stadium tour next year, HITS Daily Double reports.
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I hope there's a spanner in tge works. Everyone has been saying Arctic Monkeys, Taylor and Elton for ages, it'll be a bit boring if that is right. Let's have something from left field...
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Another one for the Glastonbury shopping list. Very handy for when you're stuck in a big crowd, just don't make eye contact with anyone when using it.
This is a portable emergency toilet you can use without embarrassment. Japanese portable emergency toilet. Source @gigadgets_
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"Only European show" Cross Billy Joel off the list. Unless that list is 'Acts not playing Glastonbury 2023'.
Billy Joel is heading to London in 2023! Headlining American Express presents @BSTHydePark, Billy will be taking to the Great Oak Stage to celebrate 50 years for his only European show of 2023, Fri 7 July. Tickets go on general sale Thurs 6 Oct at 10am at bit.ly/billyjoelbst
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Anyone else still got their Glastonbury parking sticker on their car? Always gives me a brief moment of joy when I spot one out in the wild.
Only just removed my Glastonbury car parking sticker. Those things are stuck on hard
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This is your chance to follow in the footsteps of legends and appear on the next @glasto_cast podcast. Simply record a message on the link in the quoted tweet about your Glastonbury 2022!
❗️WE ARE RECORDING TOMORROW❗️ Please do tell us your stories from this year's #Glastonbury festival and they WILL go in the podcast! You can record a voice note on our website and it takes less than 2 mins! contribute.glastocast.co.uk
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The Glasto Thingy retweeted
Finally made a little reel of the best few hours of my life DJing @glastonbury @Rumshack1 @glastobation @GlastoTheCommon @TheGlastoThingy @GlastoFestFeed @Glastopia 2022, ❤️🎧
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The Glasto Thingy retweeted
What’s the best thing ever in the world ever? Asking as an 11 year old is curious, but I’d genuinely like to know Answers please 👇
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