The Group W Bench is where they put ya if you may not be moral enough to join the army after committin' your special crimes...

New York, NY
Joined July 2020
(1) (With love and apologies to Arlo, should he ever see this)
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(2) The only reason I'm tweeting this now is because you may have been confronted by a Trumpanzee. Maybe you know someone in a similar situation, or you're in a similar situation. And if you have a situation like that, There's only one thing you can do:
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(3) Go up to the Trumpanzee wherever you are, and just tweet, "You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant." And tap out.
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(4) Y'know, if one person does it, just one person, well, they may think he's really sick, and try and mock him. And if two people, two people do it, in harmony, they'll think it's a conspiracy and they won't listen.
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(5) And if three people do it, three - can you imagine, three people tweeting a bar of Alice's Restaurant and walking away - well, they may think it's an organization.
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(6) And can you imagine 50 people a day - I said 50 people a day - tweetin' a bar of Alice's Restuarant, and walking away, well, friends, they may think it's a movement.
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(7) And that's what it is - the Alice's Restaurant anti-Trumpanzee movement. And all you gotta do to join in tweet it the next time it comes around on the guitar. With feelin'.
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(8) You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant. You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant, walk right in, it's around the back, just a half a mile from the railroad track, you can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant.
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Here's a quick reader on why your take on the word diversity is full of shit: etymonline.com/word/diversit…
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But you're idea is that you want to make rules that only you and people like you qualify for? Then you shouldn't have a problem with the current majority of liberal white people and minorities creating rules that only they qualify for, huh?
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"It's a natural preference borne out of the need for self-preservation."
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And you trust what is familiar and similar because you lack the desire to expand beyond your existing horizons. But, hey, think about all those great books and movies about staying safe and never taking any chances or learning anything new in life, amirite?
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