I'm a panda trapped in a human body
Kay El
Joined September 2009
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TheLordPanda.eth retweeted
Passed by a billboard with a man in full shiny yellow attire, medals on his chest.
My 4yo: Look mummy, he has so many medals. What did he win?
Me: the lottery, sayang. He won the lottery.
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TheLordPanda.eth retweeted
Kau tengok ea orang asli ni marah, takde pulak aku dengar satu carut pun. Now aku pelik, siapa yang duduk hutan senanya, orang bandar ke orang asli? Sebab orang bandar gaduh mulut macam binatang.
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TheLordPanda.eth retweeted
10 Genius Points to Amy for going to a place literally called Bar B, and termakaning babi. Additional Genius Points for tagging authorities from the wrong states.
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TheLordPanda.eth retweeted
Be sure to set your clocks back 50 years before you go to bed tonight.
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Sperm ket
Added XOR light switches to the supermarket
Light up the spermket sign
Added some additional ambient lights
Replaced environment volumes with Building
- damian on main/Trainyard_update commits.facepunch.com/412844
TheLordPanda.eth retweeted
A total of US$730,999,976 million and £9.46 million were transferred into former prime minister Najib Razak’s private account in AmBank between 2011 and 2014, a senior bank official told the court in the ongoing 1Malaysia Development Bhd (1MDB) trial over two days.
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TheLordPanda.eth retweeted
Bak kata pepatah "parking yang kosong jangan disangka tiada kancil"
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TheLordPanda.eth retweeted
No immigrant has taken your job. You were laid off by a capitalist who required cheap labor and took advantage of that immigrant to increase his profits, and nothing makes him happier than to hear you blame the immigrant and not him.
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TheLordPanda.eth retweeted
“I was surprised that the contractor that got the job, Bossque Skyline Sdn Bhd, turns out to be a company registered as an enterprise selling clothes and has nothing to do with engineering that allows maintenance of escalators,” the party’s FT chairman @TaufiqZarak
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Great achievement cuz
Finally, I got my first sale! All thanks to @Quoterelation2 who always keep supporting me. Thank U! 😊
For those who are curious, I'm an abstract art artist. Do check out my NFT artworks!
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TheLordPanda.eth retweeted
And best actress award goes too… 😂😂
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TheLordPanda.eth retweeted
i need to be 15 again… i know what to do this time
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