I'm a panda trapped in a human body

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RETWEET to WIN our Pornhub Slides! 馃ぉ
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Passed by a billboard with a man in full shiny yellow attire, medals on his chest. My 4yo: Look mummy, he has so many medals. What did he win? Me: the lottery, sayang. He won the lottery.
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You will own #bitcoin and you will be happy.
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Replying to @abcdan93rous
Kau tengok ea orang asli ni marah, takde pulak aku dengar satu carut pun. Now aku pelik, siapa yang duduk hutan senanya, orang bandar ke orang asli? Sebab orang bandar gaduh mulut macam binatang.
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10 Genius Points to Amy for going to a place literally called Bar B, and termakaning babi. Additional Genius Points for tagging authorities from the wrong states.
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Be sure to set your clocks back 50 years before you go to bed tonight.
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Sperm ket
Added XOR light switches to the supermarket Light up the spermket sign Added some additional ambient lights Replaced environment volumes with Building - damian on main/Trainyard_update commits.facepunch.com/412844
Kerajaan Melayu Isle tak salah
Hari ini, elaun Pengerusi FGV dinaikkan daripada RM300,000 setahun kepada RM480,000. B40 di Felda semalam Mail umum dapat RM100 kan, cukuplah. Bersyukur. Bukan senang nak dapat kerajaan melayu, islam pulak lagi. RM480,000. Takbir.
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A total of US$730,999,976 million and 拢9.46 million were transferred into former prime minister Najib Razak鈥檚 private account in AmBank between 2011 and 2014, a senior bank official told the court in the ongoing 1Malaysia Development Bhd (1MDB) trial over two days.
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Replying to @azrulazwarsam
Bak kata pepatah "parking yang kosong jangan disangka tiada kancil"
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The comment: The author: 馃
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No immigrant has taken your job. You were laid off by a capitalist who required cheap labor and took advantage of that immigrant to increase his profits, and nothing makes him happier than to hear you blame the immigrant and not him.
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鈥淚 was surprised that the contractor that got the job, Bossque Skyline Sdn Bhd, turns out to be a company registered as an enterprise selling clothes and has nothing to do with engineering that allows maintenance of escalators,鈥 the party鈥檚 FT chairman @TaufiqZarak
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Your owner would only buy you a toy when it hits 1 mil likes even if it's your birthday? Dump your human.
Hi , My name is Sally , today is my 4锔忊儯 birthday . My human said if I get 1 milion likes . Can you help me please 馃檹鉂ゐ煡
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Great achievement cuz
Finally, I got my first sale! All thanks to @Quoterelation2 who always keep supporting me. Thank U! 馃槉 For those who are curious, I'm an abstract art artist. Do check out my NFT artworks! mintable.app/u/hihofai Follow/RT/like TQ馃檹 #nft #nftart #nftcommunity #Mintable #eth
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And best actress award goes too鈥 馃槀馃槀
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i need to be 15 again鈥 i know what to do this time
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