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Joined October 2016
Just so I can keep these altogether in one place and pin them for whomever might care. My personal backstory: nitter.fdn.fr/hoarsewisperer/s… 1/3
Last week, I asked if my back story was something people were interested in reading about. The answer was a fairly overwhelming ‘yes’ so now I suppose I owe it to you to make good. To be honest, I’ve struggled with this, so this may be a bumpy ride. 1/
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A timeless New Jersey tableau: Turnpike with swans.
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This one is prettier. The swans didn’t have much to say… Then again, they’re mute swans, so that might be why.
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Giving the first exclusive excerpt of #InvisibleStorm to @RollingStone is the most rock and roll thing I’ve done in a while. Give it a read and then consider preordering the book, which comes out in one week. (Link at the end of the excerpt) rollingstone.com/politics/po…
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Kyrie Irving tries to chirp at Stephen A Smith. It didn’t go well.
Oh, you’ve got it twisted bro! Big time! @KyrieIrving
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Name the source or don’t report this. You aren’t a publicist, dude. This is self-serving PR spin.
🚨 A source close to the Secret Service tells me both Bobby Engel, the lead agent, and the presidential limousine/SUV driver are prepared to testify under oath that neither man was assaulted and that Mr. Trump never lunged for the steering wheel.
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📣📣 Today is my 52nd birthday. It would be fantastic if folks donated $52 (or whatever they can afford!) to one or more of the various Democratic candidates/ organisations in the thread below to help save democracy, abortion rights, voting rights & more this fall:
📣📣 THREAD: Dems are facing strong headwinds in 2022, but DON'T accept defeat as inevitable. In 2020 we saved democracy. In 2022 we need to do it again. Money isn't everything, but it's still an important tool. Here's links to multiple fed/state races to support: 1/
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These guys are just going through the motions at this point. They should just log off. It’s sad.
That was their star witness? Ok then. 😂
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I’ve sort of missed the unique challenge of live-tweeting some crazy event from Trumpworld. It is a somewhat harrying exercise in instant narration and it’s mentally bruising but I still kind of like the challenge.
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At which point, a raging Trump lunged into the front seat AT THE SECRET SERVICE OFFICER. The President of the United States assaulted a federal officer. The. President. Of. The. United. States. Assaulted. A. Secret. Service. Officer. Hoooooooly shit. This is insane. OMG.
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Trump absolutely loses it and lunges for the steering wheel... Secret Service person says "Mr. President, you need to let go of the steering wheel." Trump replies "I AM THE PRESIDENT. TAKE ME TO THE CAPITOL NOW." Sec. Service person says "We cannot do that, sir."
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"We lose all credibility against the BLM/Antifa crowd if things go south." - Laura Ingraham It all comes out eventually. #January6thHearings
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Bret Baier crushes Trump on Fox after the hearing, leaving his guests in stunned silence when he is finished. Very satisfying watch. “He says she’s lying. Cassidy Hutchinson is under oath, on Capitol Hill. The president is on Truth Social.”
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Ohhhhhh… that shitty piece in NY Mag last week portraying a perpetrator and his school as the victims after rightful blowback for failing to protect girls… Welp, the author has ties to the school which weren’t disclosed. Nowwwww it makes sense.
That author of that @NYMag canceled-teen story has a child at the school that's at the center of the controversy -- a fact not disclosed in the piece. Perhaps that was to protect the kids' identities. But if so, it came at a cost. Via @tarpleyhitt gawker.com/media/new-york-ma…
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Cap Police Sgt. Aquilino Gonell, in hearing room, says he learned today he'll never be in full uniform again because of injuries sustained on Jan 6. "That's something that is on him, that is on those people who continue to deny what happened that horrific day"
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Two shows in NY/NJ area in the next week. Man, I gotta make at least one of them… …and anyone know someone who can get me on the photog list? Would LOVE to shoot the Chicks.
Tour begins TODAY! 🎉 #CHX2022 Tickets: thechicks.com/tour
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I don’t know Cassidy Hutchinson, and I can’t speak to how things worked at the White House, but when Meadows was on the Hill he always insisted that she be in *every* meeting he had, no matter how small. It was odd then, and doesnt seem to be working out for him now.
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Mick Mulvaney continues to do everything humanly possible to pretend he wasn’t fully complicit in Trump’s criminality before getting punted to Ireland for an ambassadorship.
Cheney's closing is stunning: they think they have evidence of witness tampering and obstruction of justice. There is an old maxim: it's never the crime, it's always the coverup. Things went very badly for the former President today. My guess is that it will get worse from here
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Man, that hearing was a doozy. Is it just me or was that really draining?
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