Security awareness @HubSpot. Pun architect, treblemaker, aerialist, @BSidesLV staff. Silly yak. ADHD. Bi and large. Black lives matter. She/her. 🏳️‍🌈🥄

Austin, TX
Joined August 2012
I am the very model of a modern SecOps analyst My finely tuned alerts light up my infinite Slack channel list I deal in matters tactical, strategic, operational I never shame my users, I keep phishing educational (1/3)
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Know your values and live them proudly 🌮
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My head is still painful and tender, but small amounts of screen time are less hurty than yesterday. Hopefully will be back to a regular cadence of shitposting soon enough. Going to get some ice cream. Know what brand of ice cream they recommend for head injuries? Noggin-Dazs.
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Kat Sweet - Pumpkin Spice Awareness Month retweeted
The fact that people online can rapidly accept "bones/no bones" as a framework for understanding the energy of the day without further explanation really reinforces that society empathizes with animals more than disabled + neurodivergent folks. 🤷
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Kat Sweet - Pumpkin Spice Awareness Month retweeted
Ever wished you could just send someone a quick guide on what NOT to do, and what to say when they misgender someone? A lot of people don't know how to recover after being corrected for using the wrong pronouns - I wrote this for them! itsjuustliz.medium.com/you-m…
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If I don’t speak it out loud it doesn’t leave my bloodstream
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saying "pregnant people" instead of "pregnant women" doesn't exclude women, but saying "pregnant women" instead of "pregnant people" does exclude many people. it's not harder to say. it's even the same number of syllables!
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Smishing is the sound that mashed potatoes make
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Thank you for attending my security awareness month
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“SMS phishing” is worth the extra 3 syllables for 1) being more descriptive, and 2) not sounding like something that makes a misophonia-triggering squish noise 😂
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TFW your abuser learns *just* enough about social justice from you that years later they've started co-opting the language and weaponizing it against highly marginalized people for sport while crying "but I'm an ally"
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Sometimes the usual supply of fucks to give experiences supply chain issues
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Life hack: fire your missing stairs
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Context on the concept of the "missing stair" (CW: sexual assault): pervocracy.blogspot.com/2012…
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So if she isn't eating or drinking tomorrow morning, Lyft back to emergency. I want her to be okay. She's only 5 years old. She and Kaylee have been my emotional support kitties through my loneliest and darkest months. I want to do right by her, and I hope I can again.
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Scratch that, Lyft back to emergency if I can find one that's not already at full capacity 😢 First one I called was full
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