Average Height, Bats Left, Avi by @MaxREDMEAT

Omelette City
Joined April 2010
Signed up for this website to make poop jokes and now I’m live tweeting the end of western democracy
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theres not going to be a "civil war," its just going to be incel internet nazis murdering a bunch of random people when they shoot up whatever random target conservative media made them angry about that week
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Et tu, cunté?
Laura Ingraham: Voters might say it’s "time to turn the page" on Trump trib.al/ADE7xwm
I would build an ark but I have no idea how to convert from cubits
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Paper Wads
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Currently receiving the biblical rains of Noah here at the Jerk Casita
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Not sure how they pulled it off, but somehow they spun off a goofy comic-relief side character and ended up creating one of the best shows on TV—really going to miss it #SaulGone
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So you’re saying that he Rules
He’s the most radical candidate in the country.
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Reposting this absolute banger
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New: Three restricted/sealed entries have been added to the Trump Mar-a-Lago docket in the past hour —
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You guys know you don’t have to post every crazy ass thing the moron says right
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Ripped Windows off of an old machine and added just enough software so it can run Heat (1995) on a continuous loop
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Don’t look at it as the finale of Better Call Saul, look at it as the premiere of Carol Burnett Will Absolutely Fuck You Up If She Has To
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I don’t understand why anyone still campaigns on this Reefer Madness stuff, strictly from a practical perspective. Who believes in the year 2022 that Americans don’t love weed. If Fetterman could produce a bong from his head in real life he’d be up 40.
This new, desperate, bizarre ad from Dr. Oz shows a bong popping out of John Fetterman’s head.
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Just occurred to me Elaine Benes dated both Walter White and Saul Goodman.
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Asstown leads the world in: - parking spaces per capita - infant marriage rate - Randys per chili dog - outraged hornet index - trombones per senior center - submerged residences - cougars per melon camp - asses per town
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.@Delta cabin on my Tucson-Tacoma flight depressurized at 37,000’ causing my calf implants to explode, RUINING my wife’s new Ann Taylor Loft romper. Blood/viscera/hair all over seatbacks/ceiling/romper & I am losing consciousnes
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Jim Acosta: “How does the “Forward Party” feel about Roe v Wade?” Andrew Yang: “The “Forward Party” has a—not left or right- but “forward” stance on even the most divisive & contentious issues.” Jim Acosta: “What does that even mean?!”
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BREAKING: CDC just announced that a massive outbreak of updog has started to spread
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If you’re going to declare the US government inoperative and stage an armed insurrection I’d recommend a few weeks on a treadmill or maybe cutting back the carbs
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