#FBPE #GTTO Retired banking trainer, theatre producer & truck driver. P/T web developer. Aspiring polymath. Likes include 鈽锔忦煄ヰ煋葛煢嗮煢煢夝煆嶏笍 & 5 馃悹.

Lincolnshire, UK.
Joined July 2010
LEAVERS: you've had nearly three years to realise you were conned into voting to harm yourself. If you haven't got that yet, you're either ignorant, irrational or mendacious and I'm sure your garbage tweets have already received plenty of correction. Goodbye. 馃攪
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Tim Hill retweeted
In tears as my daughter forgot to order her graduation gowns & they鈥檝e run out even for private. She鈥檚 refusing to let me order from Amazon (doesn鈥檛 want to be the poor relation). Does anyone have any Cardiff university Bachelor gown, Particularly hood that we could borrow/buy ?
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Oh, my goodness. Three off six thousand followers. Welcome all. Hit me up if you are expecting a follow-back and I missed you.
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Not to worry. They can get jobs writing for the right-wing press instead.
Met officers sacked for racist WhatsApp post about Duchess of Sussex bbc.in/3NBkWZW
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Latest: Tories have been in touch with the producers of The Boys as they wish their next conference to be themed along the same lines as Herogasm.
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Again the fraud being perpetrated which supposedly requires you to transfer funds to a "safer" account. @Channel4News Please be aware that bank staff don't need your authority to transfer funds away from a compromised account which they could 'block' to all transactions anyway.
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A bank would NEVER phone you; they would do it and then tell you, a bit like if they think a credit card is compromised when they send you a new one. Please don't answer phone calls from numbers unknown to you. Let them go to voicemail. Scammers don't leave messages.
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The number of daily detections for tweets containing COVID-19 disinformation has dropped from 15,116 tweets per day 6 months ago, to 2,106 tweets per day yesterday. Where did all the bots go?
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Pinchy Pincher has lost the whip after the PM said he wouldn't lose the whip? Typical.
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"As we emerge from coronavirus" How f**king thick are BBC journalists? We are currently doing the opposite of "emerging". #PoliticsUK
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Nadine Dorries sent best wishes to Lewis Hamilton, congratulating him on getting through to the next round at Wimbledon.
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LATEST: Carrie, when asked for comment replied: "mm mnh mmm mmmm mm mmmmm"
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Nadine's off to watch the F1 Grand Prix. She's always liked motorbikes: "they're like half a car, aren't they?"
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Does anyone have the link for the one way ticket to Donbas for Bernie Ecclestone crowdfunder?
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Did the Queen have to go on strike for her extra 拢15m? I must have missed that. Nice to know that went to a woman Andrew never met.
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How very ironic that we may have thought the first was probably a Tory MP performing a sex act on the Prime Minister in the House of Commons. It's like losing the sh1ttiest game of Cluedo. We only got the weapon right.
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Western Digital are not pulling any punches.
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Katie Boulter 馃嚞馃嚙 wins to go on to the third round against last year's finalist. Yay! #Wimbledon
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Which?
25% Spit
25% Swallow
25% Share with a friend
25% Gargle
8 votes 鈥 4 days
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In case you didn't realise, this was about mouthwash and not what you were thinking, you pervert.
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Scene: Employment Tribunal "Let me get this straight. Your client thought he may have been bitten by a snake and the lady in question was sucking out the poison?"
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