Comedian, fair & brutal, self-aware & oblivious, pragmatically delusional. Independent & codependent. Scream Sanity louder than they scream Insanity.

Joined May 2009
Well @TheHylinder nails it again.
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So we can’t stop anyone from carrying guns, Women’s wombs are crime scenes, And breathing coal smoke is the law of the land. Cool. “Liberals made my life hell for 42 years, now I’m gonna make theirs hell for 42 years. -Clarence Thomas
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Gotta love the Hylander’s graphics. New Armageddon Update dropping in a few…
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Im from Germany, Titus. Spend a lot of time all over the US and so its a little bit home for me too. And CA is America for me and what its all about.......
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We clarify conservatives and republicans are sending us backwards and vote like we never have.
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Great for residents of Cali. Unfortunately that leaves behind lots of little blue dots in these states who would not be able to afford living in Cali. I'm in Philly,can't get any bluer but we're getting squeezed by encroaching red. What do we do?
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If the states get to decide their elections, with their own rules and no federal standard, let’s just break up into a few different countries. Cali can keep its fed tax dollars and Kentucky can once again go shoeless.
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Clarence Thomas was accused to sexual harassment, didn't report $680,000 of income, has displayed he believes in QAnon fringe theories & has a wife that was actively trying to help overturn the election. Every Democrat should be calling for his impeachment.
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While a student at Harvard, Judge Brown Jackson was on their improv team “On Thin Ice.” We @WhoseLiveAnyway and @cwwhoseline extend our Congratulations. Yes, and! #KBJ
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Reanimator.
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As a teen in the early 90’s, we used to rent campy “horror” from the local video store. We would get a dozen friends together and trash on them. Fond memories of Monty Python:Holy Grail, Army of Darkness, Ghost in the Machine, and others.
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The Thing. Scary, smart, beautifully shot, and funny as shit in the right moments. “I’d rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!”
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If people start to lose faith in the Supreme Court now we may not get slavery back in time for the tricentennial
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"Biden and officials are concerned that more radical moves would be politically polarizing ahead of November's midterm elections, undermine public trust in institutions like the Supreme Court or lack strong legal footing, sources inside and outside the White House say."
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Saving America is the fight of our lives. Political divisiveness has undermined our democracy, and it's time to stop the outrage and the conspiracies that fueled the violence and division in our country. It's time to stand for truth! @COUNTRY_F1RST
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American Werewolf in London, that’s the tone. Perfect.
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Evil Dead 2 Army of Darkness An American Werewolf in London Return of the Living Dead 1 & 2 Gremlins Shaun of the Dead Ghostbusters Dead Alive Serial Mom Leprechaun To name a few that are considered classics.
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I will be directing one soon…
Apparently controversial opinion: Horror-comedies don't work.
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@TitusNation, Seems like you've had a rough week of it, like all of us, and I wanted to cheer you up, so here's how you saved my life even though we've never met. 1/9
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Wow! Made my week, teared me up.Thanks JP. Great thread!
@TitusNation, Seems like you've had a rough week of it, like all of us, and I wanted to cheer you up, so here's how you saved my life even though we've never met. 1/9
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This fourth “back to the future” movie. Is not what I thought.
Remember when Don’t Say Gay was being passed, and Republicans tried so hard to frame it as a bill prohibiting sex-ed. Well the law goes into effect in 2 days, and teachers are literally being ordered to scrape off rainbow safe-space stickers from their classroom doors.
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Yep.
Want women's reproductive rights back? Women should stage a nationwide walkout I'm dead serious We are a majority of Americans Schools, Hospitals, Hotels, Restaurants, Grocery Stores, Daycares...ALL of them would come to a screeching halt as WE are a supermajority of workers
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I don’t know if anyone cares about kids—but #COVID19 hospitalization in kids have been steadily increasing for 2.5 months— now matching hospitalization last seen in February. Adult hospitalization rising too. #BA5/4 is behind the latest surge. #CovidIsNotOver HT @DrWilliamKu
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