“I want to cook you dinner” - 49 year old man

Jul 28, 2021 · 12:37 AM UTC

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“Let me put on some music to lighten the mood” * Blues Traveler “Run-Around” starts playing
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I made up this guy. You don’t need to defend him and you can’t marry him. I also like this food.
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Chocolate milk is the only thing I wouldn’t consume. It’s just funny it’s a in wine glass.
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every time i see a little debbies/hostess snack i almost throw up idk how i used to eat it when i was little, shit is inedible when you grow up
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Replying to @TokyoDilf @Mik311
Bone apple tea indeed 😍
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Replying to @TokyoDilf
He might be talking to his kids.
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