Well, I don't know if I believe that. I mean I seen action figures without the pants, they ain't got that.

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Replying to @ScottWalker
Remember when you thought you were gonna be president, now you're live-Yelping your rage at an airport Chili's. Perfect career arc. You made it.
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I guess I'll just make memes today
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Replying to @RexChapman
Makes sense.
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Sure stealing nuclear secrets is bad but have you considered the threat of a gender-neutral Mr. Potato Head
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Replying to @ChrisWarcraft
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Hello there, it's me your friendly neighborhood infectious disease/economist/natsec/nuclear/legal expert.
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I remember back in the 60’s, 70’s, and 80’s if you were under investigation for espionage you were roundly considered a traitor — not a candidate for president.
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Dig up the casket..just sayin
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Barron searching his dad’s secret stash for a porno mag and accidentally obliterating Tehran
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ciya sofrasi in Istanbul
If you could fly out anywhere in the world just for dinner right now, where would you go?
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So the suspect was posting to the former President’s social media platform while engaged in a gunfight with the police?
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Trump week… so far Monday - Mar-a-lago search Tuesday - Appeals court rules against him in tax return case Wednesday - NY deposition - 5th amendment Today - Garland statement
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Right wing media and GOP are at this very moment considering the best way to go from being mad that the DOJ hasnt released the search warrant to being mad that the DOJ is going to be release it.
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Ladies, do you want an abusive relationship with someone who believes you're 3/5 of a human being? Do you want to ride shotgun in a souped up Chevy Silverado with truck balls and an unsecured firearm in the console? Have we got the perfect dating site for you!
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'6 n the Morning Feds at your door.....'
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You know all they found in Trump’s safe were 400 vintage copies of Jugs magazine.
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18 years today #neverforget
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Replying to @MaxBoot
You have the best name ever because it describes both the amount and the object you love to lick
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Everyone just needs to say, “Errol Musk is a groomer who preyed on his stepdaughter,” over and over. Don’t even bother with hypocrisy charges. Just call them groomers.
Elon Musk: “Trans people are groomers.” Elon Musk’s Dad:
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A @RochesterNYPD investigator parked his car in the ambulance bay at Strong, an EMT from @MonroeAmbNY hit the door while unloading a patient. The investigator insisted on ID, the EMT insisted on bringing the patient inside. This is exclusive video of what happened next ⬇️
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