Well, I don't know if I believe that. I mean I seen action figures without the pants, they ain't got that.
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The Venerable Bidet retweeted
Remember when you thought you were gonna be president, now you're live-Yelping your rage at an airport Chili's. Perfect career arc. You made it.
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The Venerable Bidet retweeted
Sure stealing nuclear secrets is bad but have you considered the threat of a gender-neutral Mr. Potato Head
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The Venerable Bidet retweeted
Hello there, it's me your friendly neighborhood infectious disease/economist/natsec/nuclear/legal expert.
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The Venerable Bidet retweeted
I remember back in the 60’s, 70’s, and 80’s if you were under investigation for espionage you were roundly considered a traitor — not a candidate for president.
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The Venerable Bidet retweeted
Barron searching his dad’s secret stash for a porno mag and accidentally obliterating Tehran
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The Venerable Bidet retweeted
Trump week… so far
Monday - Mar-a-lago search
Tuesday - Appeals court rules against him in tax return case
Wednesday - NY deposition - 5th amendment
Today - Garland statement
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The Venerable Bidet retweeted
Right wing media and GOP are at this very moment considering the best way to go from being mad that the DOJ hasnt released the search warrant to being mad that the DOJ is going to be release it.
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The Venerable Bidet retweeted
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Have we got the perfect dating site for you!
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The Venerable Bidet retweeted
You know all they found in Trump’s safe were 400 vintage copies of Jugs magazine.
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The Venerable Bidet retweeted
You have the best name ever because it describes both the amount and the object you love to lick
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The Venerable Bidet retweeted
Everyone just needs to say, “Errol Musk is a groomer who preyed on his stepdaughter,” over and over. Don’t even bother with hypocrisy charges. Just call them groomers.
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The Venerable Bidet retweeted
A @RochesterNYPD investigator parked his car in the ambulance bay at Strong, an EMT from @MonroeAmbNY hit the door while unloading a patient.
The investigator insisted on ID, the EMT insisted on bringing the patient inside. This is exclusive video of what happened next ⬇️
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