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Are there any other Amrican terms for collective communal drinking than subpoena? 🇺🇸 🍺
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Canadians on the other side: Kitchen blender on full blast. hello? HELLO? CAN’T HEAR YOU! HELLOOOO! 🇨🇦
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JB 2 centuries in 2 days. The other guy no centuries in 3 years. 😂 #ENGvsIND #INDvENG
How dads say “You left the door open” in other languages: 5. Were you born on a trolleybus? (Lithuanian) 4. Are we at the Colosseum? (Italian) 3. Your tail must be long (Korean) 2. Don’t you have a rock for your cave? (Romanian) 1. Were you born with a yoke up your ass? (Slovak)
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How to say “You’ve left all the lights on” in various languages: 5. It’s like the Blackpool illuminations in ‘ere (UK English) 4. Are we living in Bethlehem? (Croatian) 3. We’re not in Versailles (French) 2. Is it Diwali again? (Hindi) 1. Was your grandpa Nikola Tesla? (Serbian)
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DISCLAIMER: Stolen from the internet, like everything else by everyone else. 😀
It’s 2022 and we still don’t have phones and tablets that turn on and off like lightbulbs. Ever think of that? #ShowerThoughts
Just discovered @AmyKazmin is no longer stationed in or writing about India. There’s goes my last hope of her ever following me. :(
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All your questions and lots more answered in this (paywalled) FT articles. DM me for paywall breaker. 12ft.io/proxy?q=https%3A%2F%… #Twitter
Why is @TeamSaath Twitter handle suspended? @TwitterIndia @Twitter They have been calling out hate mongers, is that a crime?
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In the new episode of #InstantKarma @Instantregretes 🤣🤣🤣
Kick my car- I'll steal yo bike
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A hot girl smiles and asks for directions. Indian boys :
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Indian team’s performance in the #Edgbaston test. #ENGvIND #INDvENG 🇮🇳 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏏 #ViratKohli𓃵 @virendersehwag
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Indian squad carrying the weight of the current form of #ViratKohli𓃵 #INDvENG #IndVsEng #ENGvIND #Edgbaston #EdgbastonTest
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My phone has been on silent for that many years that I never knew twitter made a wee sound when you hit the like button 🤣 #INDvENG #July4th2022 #ENGvIND #UkraineRussiaWar #IndependenceDay #StrangerThings #FuturePerfect #GodFatherFirstLook #HindusUnderAttackInIndia #ViratKohli𓃵
With tattoos, bumper stickers and Insta reels, the Siddhu Moose Wala’s fans are frankly overdoing it now.
Happy #FourthofJuly2022 to my American friends and followers. 🇺🇸 #4thOfJuly #July4th
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