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Maine, USA
Joined April 2018
Cuomo could have easily turned all of that early-covid lib fawning into lots of sex with normie resistance lib women who are like 10-15 years younger than him, but he got way too greedy and started creeping on women in their mid 20s who don't watch CNN.
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I haven’t stopped thinking about these sentences since reading them over four years ago.
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the mercator projection strikes again
Africa’s perception war
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The two numbers I am tracking closest, the unemployment rate and prime age employment/population, are at the same place they were in October 2017 (4.2% and 78.8%). Last month they were at the same numbers they were in February 2017.
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Welcome. 🇺🇲🇦🇫
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Moderna’s CEO hints at needing new vaccines to get ahead of Omicron. Hmm…
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like, just wait?
Thanks, @JoeBiden.
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Imagine if Ilhan Omar said some shit like this about the yokels in rural Minnesota
Another R suggests only the vaccine wary are real Americans. Chip Roy: "These are our neighbors, our relatives, our friends- maybe not for some of you who go home to double-masked people driving by themselves in vacant vaccine passport cities- but these are real Americans."
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2100 words and i'm tapping out. 3rd page is like 3/4 full, hopefully its enough. i dont need an A anyways
Love it when i procrastinate on a paper until 36 hrs before its due because its only 3 pages, only to discover that the specific format is single-spaced with 10 point font. I've written 1400 words and filled like 1.8 pages 🙃🙃🙃
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Someday I'm gonna come up with an equation that models the utility of a follower as a function of their follower and following counts. would probably increase mostly linearly with follower count, but increase dramatically at very low following counts.
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For example, @bread_fixer is a very high utility follower because he has a few thousand followers, but I'm also one of less than 200 people that he follows.
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don't make me go full globe and post the chart
Basically, if you are a millennial, everything has gotten worse since you were born.
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he's wildin
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Replying to @AngryLawyerLady
Did someone say not fungible
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How am i supposed to remember to trim my toenails when i rarely look at my feet?
men will straight up have toenails like the crypt keeper and see no issue
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all justices are fungible
The misogynist “RBG was selfish” trolls are our again. RBG was not a seat-warmer. She was not fungible. She was a once-in-a-generation justice.
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Anime is a vector for the transmission of deadly pathogens
A vaccinated man contracted the Omicron variant at a New York City anime convention before returning home to Minnesota, the White House says. bit.ly/3pjlCch
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This is basically California enviormentalism in a nutshell. Suburban sprawl homes that require driving and destroying nature is enviormentally friendly cause there wont be a gas hookup.
As part of a settlement agreement with environmental groups, the massive Centennial home development at Tejon Ranch in northern L.A. County won't have natural gas hookups. Instead, homes will be built with electric heat pumps and induction stoves: latimes.com/california/story…
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