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If you've watched Breaking Bad, and you can't figure out *why* Skyler banged Ted, you're not allowed to watch anymore, no other grown-up TV shows either, for that matter, go to bed without supper.
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Also, brave of Romania to even think of pretending to be Spanish, very cute, until real Spain come on stage - even leaning into the same flamenco aesthetic, just perfectly on brand for real deal Spain, with glittered butts out - don't even try to out Spain Spain.
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Never change, Spain
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First Kyiv, now Kharkiv. Well done!
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Dear @UMPG is it cool if we do this for our YT video? It doesn’t get hit automatically on upload, but you can manually claim it. We'd really like it to use it, but our kids also like eating food sometimes. Please let us know. PS luv ya @justinbieber xoxo
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Replying to @ingram_wallace
They’re making a trade. Keep trading with them and they’ll keep bringing stuff. If they bring something you particularly like, give them tastier food, and they’ll keep bringing that stuff.
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Wikipedia article "talk"-pages are sometimes more enlightening than the article itself.
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In case you've ever pondered it in the back of your mind, this is what it looks and sounds like when two cassowaries fight:
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I wish ordinary people understood how immensely diverse dinosaurs are, from those going "Behemoth is mentioned, big beast - so there, Bible covered dinosaurs!" to my dad pointing at any large turtle, going "That's a surviving dinosaur, for sure!"
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If people started setting fire to random Tesla vehicles in protest, how would we be able to tell?
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Just imagine how many newborn kids would be named “Elon” if any of his supporters had any sex
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Like, I love comedians and stuff, but can someone please tell them that being funny is not the same as being super-intelligent to the point where they don't have to learn anything more?
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Throwback to the time the BBC asked Rage Against The Machine not to swear during a live broadcast.
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I love how Openoffice has a little shortcut feature that will just crap all over your document, and not even Ctrl-Z will revert it.
I BEG of people: If you want to debate a nation, a country, a culture or a history - you can go and read about it first. Like - some things aren't up for speculation, countries are real, and exist, and you can take a look at them, talk to their people, it's not all theoretical :S
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Okay, this is like the 3rd or 4th time in Cyberpunk 2077 that I trip and fall, and I gotta admit - I like this feature. It's rare enough to not be a problem, and hilarious enough to make sense - in one occasion I was sprinting, mis-timed a jump, tripped and fell :D
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Replying to @maddow
Google "LASD gangs."
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Lol, first Russia talks tough about nukes. Then it turns out Russia has to scatter their warheads all around the world, while the rest of the planet only has to drop every fucking warhead on Moscow. Now he talks about oil and gas. Fuck that. Let's talk about nukes again.
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