exceptionally ordinary (she/her) 🌈

Joined September 2015
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Life hack: you can’t be sad if you’re asleep
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Men, if your girlfriend is finishing a marathon, accepting an award, walking the runway to close out the collection that she designed, or taking a moment to celebrate any big individual accomplishment that she worked hard for - this is not the time to propose to her.
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love game of thrones but I need more dark fantasy where women aren’t assaulted every episode
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She should’ve told her people to cut everybody’s internet cause why the whole world online laughing omg
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Midnights, the stories of 13 sleepless nights scattered throughout my life, will be out October 21. Meet me at midnight. Pre-order now: taylor.lnk.to/taylorswiftmid…
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Bangalore (and India I guess) seriously needs more activities that are more than eating and drinking. Like art museums with more variety, art festivals, good aesthetic city parks that aren’t overly policed by rules and people etc.
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long distance couples be like “i cant wait” and then wait
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When my grandma died, she set her husband up with her best friend as a parting gift. She's now buried on one side of him, with her best friend on the other. 40 years later, my family is suing each other to dig up her corpse and move it because 'there's no threesomes in heaven'
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Me: would you like some olive oil on the pasta? Customer: is it extra virgin? Me: *tearing up* no it’s the same price
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my hoe phase was just texting a bunch of guys at once
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I’ve been thinking a lot about MeToo and the men who had their lives “ruined” by assault or harassment allegations, so…I decided to do some googling into Where Are They Now
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at work today i served a little girl some ice cream, and her mom says “honey, what do u say?” And she looks me dead in the eyes and says “I love u” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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If a man slaps you once, he will slap you again
Be sincere. Would you call off your wedding because of "one slap" though?
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ultron rlly spent 10 seconds on the internet and said “yeah they all have to die” 💀
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when i was 11 i thought he was genuinely the hottest person of all time
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americans are so goofy lmao what do u think ur doing by pouring ur vodka out?? u think putin is at the kremlin like “nooooo not the smirnoff”
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i use punctuation in english the way i use garlic when i’m cooking… i simply follow my heart
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“No worries either way!” —me worrying both ways
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This one time this teacher asked a girl to not ask for a pad in front of boys and she looked de4d in her eyes and said ‘to kya behti rahu me?’😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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getting him to say he would still love me if I was a worm so I can point at worms when we go for walks and say sorry I can’t be her
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