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television peaked with the big comfy couch
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Julia Lucey, contemporary US printmaker who explores nature, wildness, wilderness #WomensArt
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So what a rough week for the Bruenigs, right?
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What a day — what a week! Proud is an understatement. 💕
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Barron searching his dad’s secret stash for a porno mag and accidentally obliterating Tehran
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no thoughts. just trains <3
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"Trump's only crime is being dumber than the other presidents" is Trump apologism, and saying it doesn't make you a cool cynical intellectual, it just makes me wonder why you feel so compelled to do it. Why does it hurt your psyche for Trump to be acknowledged as a truly bad guy?
the funniest thing to me is like, pretty much all living former presidents should be in jail—it's a genuine feat to get any sort of crime even acknowledged, but our boy found a way
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Happy 92nd birthday to the GOAT! ❤️ 🙏 🙌 👏
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Per norm, the usual suspects are laser-focused on the issues that matter
Hillary Clinton is such a delusional narcissist she has to pretend Sanders-who wasn’t going to run in 2016 if Warren did, ran around the country stumping for HRC, constantly pointed out that she won popular vote-is a misogynist who thinks women can’t win presidential elections
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Remembering Walter Dean Myers. wikiwand.com/en/Walter_Dean_…
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True blasphemy is thinking God is so weak he can’t smite his own enemies. If God is invincible, why can’t he knock down a feeble old man? Why you insulting God’s power by fighting his battles? God can’t stab Salman Rushdie himself? How about a light slap? Can’t do that either?
BREAKING: Author Salman Rushdie has been attacked as he was about to give a lecture in western New York. An @AP reporter witnessed a man storm the stage at the Chautauqua Institution and begin punching or stabbing Rushdie as he was being introduced. apnews.com/article/salman-ru…
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“We lost our children and ruined our lives for those codes and he just…tweeted it out”
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Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-it!
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Then their kids got adopted by the songwriter of Billie Holiday’s “Strange Fruit” and are seemingly way more well-adjusted than any of the Trump offspring
Julius and Ethel Rosenberg were executed on conspiracy and espionage convictions by electric chair. They had stolen and sold America’s military and nuclear secrets to the Soviet Union in the early 1950’s.
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The ghost of Ethel is “Angels in America”-ing at Trump’s bedside right now, bet
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We avoided nuclear war for four years because some guy would play Memory from Cats on a boom box when trump got upset. Something to think about, we’re alive because a Soviet Army officer overrode protocols in Able Archer, and because of Andrew Lloyd Webber.
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Free Dark Brandon explainer for the joyless media: It's meant to be fun, celebratory, and tongue in cheek. No, we don't actually think Joe Biden controls gas prices with his Tweets. But we feel emboldened to reject the image you created of him as a week and ineffective leader 1/
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some dude woke up today and decided to commit suicide by cop bc the former host of celebrity apprentice wasnt allowed to keep the top secret documents he stole from the white house
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