37 | Brit | If you have FBPE in your bio, a 🇪🇺 🌹 or 😷, we probably won’t get on….

England, United Kingdom
Joined February 2011
Probably the best reply I’ve ever seen to the ridiculous Lib Dems.
Replying to @LaylaMoran
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Couldn’t imagine anything worse…
VERY EXCITED (and very nervous) to announce my first ever live event 27th October 2022, Leeds It will packed with entertaining and interactive medical content, eye opening stories and of course, lots of #MamaKhan and Co. anecdotes! Tickets on sale this Wednesday!
Do not apply for a job at @ewmonline. Worst candidate experience ever where no-one takes responsibly for their shambles. #jobsearch
Has @Kevin_Maguire had a complete meltdown yet about the jubilee programme on ITV?
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First @Ocado delivery in the new gaff tonight was brilliant!! So much better than high street supermarkets. #greatservice
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If correct this is a huge problem for Keir Starmer and his ability to criticise PM / Chancellor for rule-breaking
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Imagine taking the piss out of someone with dyslexia… classy right?
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Imagine being like this. Someone is going to hell.
Meanwhile Messi’s kids are all alive 😂
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Wtf is this? @elonmusk
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Do you think Boris Johnson should resign over Covid rule-breaking at Number 10?
64% Yes
36% No
19,320 votes • Final results
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I’m just off for an appointment at my local hospital. Should I take a pregnancy test to show them before I go in? @NHSuk @sajidjavid
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Oh my god….is this one for real? Parody surely.
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I can’t believe we haven’t redeployed @GaryLineker @GNev2 or @MarcusRashford yet to help resolve the issues in Ukraine. Surely Putin knows it won’t be long until we do?
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The @theSNP really do lack self awareness….Twitter is laughing at you Alyn. 🤦‍♂️
Still more worrying indications from Ukraine this evening. Everyone should watch their comments over the next days carefully, don’t share fake news and avoid speculation. We’ll continue to monitor the situation as it develops.
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Why do all the nut job SNP loving psychopaths post a comment then block you straight away 😂
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Oh hi @BootsHelp, do you know if the colleagues at your Hempstead valley pharmacy are able to answer the phone? Been ringing them for about 6 days now and there’s no sign of life. Have they closed down?
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Is @masongreenwood’s career over?
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Hi @AsdaServiceTeam when I book in a delivery between 10:00-11:00 I want my delivery between 10:00-11:00, not before. Any chance you could go back to delivering home delivery orders between the times chosen and paid for by the customer? Thanks.
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