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Melbourne, Victoria
Joined March 2021
CODM in the shower review ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ Very wet. I tried to charge my iPad whilst playing and I died. Very hard to hear game sound bc iferg was shouting and screaming from the drain. I also slipped from raging. Do not recommend, would give it 0 stars if that was an option. 😡
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“Mommy 🥺”
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I’m but I don’t wanna watch AFL, snort milo and eat Vegemite 24/7
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Me when I get shitty brain dead teammates in CODM:
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If any of you play asphalt 9, come join our club 😸
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sad i lost this game but at least i’m wife material
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No time 😔💔 Who plans a kid 😟🤷🏻‍♀️ LEGIIIIIIIT 😶💅🏻 Pop that pu$$¥ like I did 😤🫃 Underwearrrrrr 😮‍💨🩲
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HOW TF DID I PLAY WITH THIS HUD LMFAO 💀
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Replying to @sprutxz
It’s a reference to this lol ☠️
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Replying to @maowtf_
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I need to flex my Jennie dress
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I decided to play ONE ranked game and now I’m quitting again bye
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Nut & Aespa VS Mao
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Bro is at formal and is playing fucking apex mobile 😐
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