god emperor of deals

Memphis, Egypt
Joined July 2019
Richie Deals retweeted
look at him go
13
23
0
485
5,009
waitress said that they have to charge extra for Dynamite Sauce to go with my Cheesy Chicken Bacon Bites. I said "so the sun sets on the great American experiment" and even though I muttered it under my breath everyone in the Dave and Busters started clapping
0
54
0
580
Replying to @allahliker
Disappointed to hear that about Keitel as my miles varied somewhat
3
2
0
21
despite living in "tinsel town" (new york city) for virtually my entire life i haven't met very many famous people. of those i have met harvey keitel was the absolute biggest jerk and the guy who killed cyrus in the warriors was the absolute nicest. prince of a man
43
5
1
467
Richie Deals retweeted
1
2
0
59
in order to cultivate a more powerful and positive mindset i stopped calling my medication "crazy pills" and started calling it "wellness wafers." within 6 weeks i was completely cured
13
33
0
650
Richie Deals retweeted
When a woman gets a hold of it
This tweet is unavailable
92
1,051
171
13,381
once i finish reading one lasch book and one paglia book im going to start a great podcast
10
4
0
222
Richie Deals retweeted
Replying to @allahliker
don’t worry if the partners still don’t know your name they’ll get it eventually :)
0
1
0
72
Richie Deals retweeted
Replying to @allahliker
you can drink all the coffee you want. you can even pour some into your briefcase and take some home for later
0
2
1
156
insider tips and tricks for biglaw associates by someone who just started working there 8 weeks ago
21
3
0
547
TIP 5: WORK-LIFE BALANCE IS TOTALLY POSSIBLE (is working as a legal recruiter two years later)
5
1
0
227
Richie Deals retweeted
2
9
0
291
Richie Deals retweeted
5
3
0
162
Richie Deals retweeted
I hate that Rachel News was largely what I wanted to be in college
guy who matches with rachel news on dating app and spends whole first date discussing the best news and opinion writing of 2021
Show this thread
1
1
0
150
Richie Deals retweeted
Hootie and the Blowfish was an unusually woke band for the 90s and yet they were widely beloved by the white working class in general and the Southern white working class in particular. I will let you reflect on this truth
23
15
0
431
Richie Deals retweeted
Replying to @allahliker
I think those women were probably going to make those videos anyway
1
2
0
172
every time i open up tiktok it's just some hot lady dancing around. not clear if this is somehow my doing
24
30
4
2,159
lmao
19
27
1
792