J-Dawg @baldandgassy

bald, can't jump, a little gassy, escapee from the People's Republic of Boulder, the shade of my skin does not define me

 Denver, CO
Joined March 2009
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Here's Zoey smiling at everybody on the twitter
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ThE SuPrEmE CoUrT WeNt RoGuE!!! What did they do? ThEy AdHeReD tO ThE ConStItUtIon!!!!
Heather Cox Richardson (TDPR)
 @HC_Richardson
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The Supreme Court has gone rogue. We are in a full-blown Constitutional crisis. Congress must act. And we must pressure Congress to act, while it still can. #TheMajority
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John Curry @JohnCur02334375
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Sue @SueM2022
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He said while naked watching gay midget porn and strangling little Wally.
Jeffrey Toobin
 @JeffreyToobin
Jun 28
First apparent report of an attempted strangling by a President of the United States.
Did he wear a mask? Double mask? Was he vaxxed? 3 times? OMG!!!!
ABC News
 @ABC
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14-year-old tiger dies from health complications after contracting COVID-19 at an Ohio zoo, officials say. abcn.ws/3y5RO7B
Your comedy writers need to get their money back from comedy school
Stephen Colbert
 @StephenAtHome
Jun 29
If the Supreme Court is going to allow prayer in the middle of a high school football field, they should allow high school football games in the middle of a church.
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They didn't even try to hide it.
kate kunst @KunstKate
Jun 28
Green energy is a scam
The child needs a spanking and some solid discipline and the mother needs to quit being a libtard.
Jack Posobiec 🇺🇸
 @JackPosobiec
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What do you think about this?
Just another doofus who doesn't understand the Supreme Court is not supposed to go with whatever opinion is popular at the moment. Only the Constitution.
New York Times Opinion
 @nytopinion
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“Lifetime appointments are iffy under the best of circumstances, but the vagaries of retirements and deaths have given Republicans a control that makes a mockery of the public will,” writes @ezraklein writes. nyti.ms/3bsJyqm
PEACEFULLY and PATRIOTICALLY. Why won’t the sham committee play this clip?
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These are my peeps
Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D
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Woefully under appreciated tweet here
Lol. This is it.
Mrs. Brassenstein @MBrassenstein
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#January6thHearings
uh... okay... but do you have any HDMI cables?
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Benny Johnson
 @bennyjohnson
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It's Morphin' Time!
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So glad I didn't hit the Problematic stage. Phew
Emily Sugarloaf☮ @ESugarloaf
Jun 29
Replying to @baldandgassy @robreiner
Just for everyone's clarification...
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Only Big Macs. No Subway
Peter Peters @PeterPe71181313
Jun 29
Replying to @RichardGrenell @Liz_Cheney
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I'm glad she put her pronouns in her name. Otherwise the blowjob she gave Clinton would've been a gay blowjob.
Mostly Peaceful Memes @MostlyPeacefull
Jun 29
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Bigfoot and Chupacabra fans as well
Eric Hellwig @Coach_Hellwig
Jun 28
Replying to @damintoell @gtconway3d
These Cassidy Hutchinson fans used to be Stormi fans. Then Avenatti fans. Then Mueller fans. Then Cohen fans. Then they were Vindman bros. And Eric Ciaramella fans. And Marc Elias & Michael Sussman. Some still are Cheney and Schiff-for-brains fans. Whose next on the list?
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