bald, can't jump, a little gassy, escapee from the People's Republic of Boulder, the shade of my skin does not define me

Denver, CO
Joined March 2009
Here's Zoey smiling at everybody on the twitter
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ThE SuPrEmE CoUrT WeNt RoGuE!!! What did they do? ThEy AdHeReD tO ThE ConStItUtIon!!!!
The Supreme Court has gone rogue. We are in a full-blown Constitutional crisis. Congress must act. And we must pressure Congress to act, while it still can. #TheMajority
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He said while naked watching gay midget porn and strangling little Wally.
First apparent report of an attempted strangling by a President of the United States.
Did he wear a mask? Double mask? Was he vaxxed? 3 times? OMG!!!!
14-year-old tiger dies from health complications after contracting COVID-19 at an Ohio zoo, officials say. abcn.ws/3y5RO7B
Your comedy writers need to get their money back from comedy school
If the Supreme Court is going to allow prayer in the middle of a high school football field, they should allow high school football games in the middle of a church.
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They didn't even try to hide it.
Green energy is a scam
The child needs a spanking and some solid discipline and the mother needs to quit being a libtard.
What do you think about this?
Just another doofus who doesn't understand the Supreme Court is not supposed to go with whatever opinion is popular at the moment. Only the Constitution.
“Lifetime appointments are iffy under the best of circumstances, but the vagaries of retirements and deaths have given Republicans a control that makes a mockery of the public will,” writes @ezraklein writes. nyti.ms/3bsJyqm
PEACEFULLY and PATRIOTICALLY. Why won’t the sham committee play this clip?
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These are my peeps
Woefully under appreciated tweet here
uh... okay... but do you have any HDMI cables?
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It's Morphin' Time!
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So glad I didn't hit the Problematic stage. Phew
Just for everyone's clarification...
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I'm glad she put her pronouns in her name. Otherwise the blowjob she gave Clinton would've been a gay blowjob.
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Bigfoot and Chupacabra fans as well
These Cassidy Hutchinson fans used to be Stormi fans. Then Avenatti fans. Then Mueller fans. Then Cohen fans. Then they were Vindman bros. And Eric Ciaramella fans. And Marc Elias & Michael Sussman. Some still are Cheney and Schiff-for-brains fans. Whose next on the list?
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