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Replying to @currys
When opening packets of tablets the paper bit inside is always at the side with the date stamped on it. Open the other side and the tablets come straight out #CurrysHacks
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Boris Logic I got someone to pay for decorating my flat - it got leaked I had parties I shouldn't have - it got leaked I went on holiday for free - it got leaked etc etc I'll try and blackmail MPs - I'm sure no one will find out. #BorisJohnson #williamwragg #ToryIncompetence
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Government scraps advice on working from home. No news yet on drinking at work.
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I guess the question is does Christian Wakeford really think Labour are the better party and now supports them or does he think they are the best chance he has of not losing his seat at the next election? #PMQs #LabourParty
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I find it incredible that the biggest challenge facing most homes in the UK - the nightmare impending 50% hike in energy bills - making energy unaffordable for millions, was just brushed aside in one question. We need action NOW to prevent a wellbeing catastrophe. #PMQs
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Drink every time Boris says Sue Gray Sorry We need to wait Vaccine World Beating You'd still have us locked down Labour would rejoin the EU Something in Latin I didn't know #PMQs #BorisJohnson #PartyGate
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Come on channel 9 let’s get raducanu stephens on one the channels instead of 2x Rod Laver!
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Word of the day is ‘sparple’ (14th century): to deflect unwanted attention from one thing by making a big deal of another.
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Yes the BBC brings you the best in news, in sport, in drama, in music, in children’s, in science, in history, in entertainment, in current affairs and Sir David bloody Attenborough….but apart from that was has the BBC ever done for us?
Perhaps worth remembering what we all get from the BBC licence fee, which costs around 43p a day.
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Replying to @Mike_Fabricant
Remain isn’t a class… it was a position and it’s no longer a position because we have left the EU so get over it.
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I see #BoycottAustralianOpen is trending and I can conform I won't be playing this year either.
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Iain Duncan Smith on @TimesRadio just now said "I just heard ..... I have no idea if it is true or not" but said it on the radio anyway!
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#PMQs Q1 - whatever it is Boris - We are far more concerned about getting people boosted to save lives Q2 - whatever it is Boris - If it were up to you we'd still be locked down Q3 - whatever it is Boris - Vaccines, vaccines, vaccines Q4 - whatever it is Boris - BOOSTERS etc etc
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Got my 3rd microchip injected into me today🤨 Joking aside..science is the best. Thank you scientists, thank you doctors and health care workers for the incredible work you are doing ❤️
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Bet that penguin was humming this
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Colonel Mustard in the trophy room with the Australian Open. #Djokovic #AustralianOpen2022 #nigelfarage
In the trophy room with Novak's brother Djordje.
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Hang on, hang on. Cake salad? I'm listening
Replying to @SoozUK
"Death is part of life!!!!" "Cake is part of salad!!!!" "Sky is part of soil!!!!" "Up is part of down!!!!" "Uwe Boll is part of arthouse cinema!!!!"
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Replying to @LozzaFox
"All it takes is the courage of your conviction". Meanwhile, here's Laurence not having the courage of his convictions because holidays
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