twitter's fascination with steven universe being at the root of everything is so funny like yeah that's where the trope of almost all villains becoming allies started. with steven universe
So I was going to grab the leftover dim sum and my 3 yo was like “let me help you, Daddy” and grabbed the bag. Thought it was so sweet until she was like “抱抱 me,” and made me carry her carrying the leftovers.
Stopped by Yifang for some 🧋 and these egg tarts. This used to be #1 in Taiwan, but recently they expanded to China and had to call Taiwan part of China and now they’re having to close down a lot of their stores there because nobody wants to support them, now.
I feel like they should make some kind of death astrology. Like, to heck with what The stars I was born under say, what are those asshole stars that kill me going to say about me.
Comedians: if you’re not offending someone you’re not doing comedy right
Mitch Hedberg: I think Bigfoot is blurry, that’s the problem. It’s not the photographers fault and that’s extra scary to me because there’s a large out of focus monster roaming the countryside