Three Texas longhorns sitting in a boat, they had four cigarettes, no way to light them, they threw one cigarette overboard that made the boat a cigarette lighter....
BREAKING: Donald Trump’s terrible week gets MUCH worse as a judge rules that the Manhattan DA’s case against the Trump Organization and its former CFO for tax crimes can go to trial. RT TO THANK THE JUDGE!
BREAKING: Ricky Shiffer, the MAGA terrorist killed by law enforcement after attacking the FBI headquarters, WAS in fact at the Capitol insurrection and also posted on Truth Social that Trump supporters should "kill the FBI on sight." RT IF YOU THINK ALL JAN 6ERS BELONG IN PRISON!
BREAKING: Experts reveal that Donald Trump could face five years in prison if he's found guilty of mishandling classified information — ironically because he signed a law in 2018 that made such an offense a felony. RT IF YOU HOPE THAT KARMA COMES FOR DONNIE!
Per MSNBC, TFG “took the 5th” over 440 times in a 6 hr deposition in New York on 8/10. He answered one question - his name. Is this what we have coming in Ark if @SarahHuckabee is elected governor?
BREAKING NEWS: Former Trump Press Secretary Stephanie Grisham drops bombshell, reveals that she witnessed Trump “throwing away,” “ripping up,” and even stashing classified, top secret documents “in his pockets.” RT IF YOU THINK THAT TRUMP MUST BE CRIMINALLY CHARGED!
BREAKING NEWS: Dozens of FBI agents raid Trump’s Mar-a-Lago residence to conduct an unannounced search warrant — even going as far as opening and searching his safe. RT TO THANK THE FBI FOR HOLDING TRUMP ACCOUNTABLE!