La Dame aux Chameleons. She/her.

Tooting obviously
Joined March 2009
This is nearly as funny as when my colleague Neil asked me “What’s that film where Will Ferrell plays an elf?”
one of the funniest deleted tweets of all time
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I Photoshop paddington into a movie or TV show until I forget: Day 477
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The New York Times, 2022
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Yes well it’s alright I suppose
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The French don't mess about.
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Sad news about Her Majesty.
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they can’t even take healthy organs out of a cold dead body to save an actual human life without your living consent. why the FUCK should a fucking avocado sized lump of cells be able to hold your body hostage without your consent.
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i’m so tired of abortion rights being framed around truly tragic circumstances like assault and incest. if you get pregnant & you don’t want to be pregnant, it is your right over your own body that is under siege. no one, including a fetus, can use your body against your consent.
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flagging for the 'britain is as insane as america but on time delay' file
Replying to @JolyonMaugham
For those who didn't see The Times' support for overturning Roe v Wade.
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The overturning of Roe v Wade is an assault on women’s human rights, their lives, and their families. The UK government and @trussliz CANNOT remain silent as women's human rights are breached. Take action: wetrustwomen.uk/take-action/
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Just thinking about how many men on the left called feminists hysterical for predicting today would come
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I am going to America tomorrow for a long-planned holiday and to visit friends. I’m going to liberal states. I’m still glad I have an IUD.
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Clarence Thomas writes, in a concurring opinion, that the Supreme Court should reconsider Griswold, Lawrence, and Obergefell — the rulings that now protect contraception, same-sex relationships, and same-sex marriage.
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And there it is. Good luck, America.
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Journalists who interview me keep asking, "Why is crypto crashing now." The answer is complex, but basically, because the money is all gone. It was never really there to begin with.
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*wakes up* *checks news* *laughs*
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This is what happens when you sack all the smart people because smart people don't support Brexit.
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There.
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