Social worker. Educator. Maya and Teige’s dad. Teige is pronounced like beige but with a t (tāZH).

Tennessee, USA
Joined August 2009
This almost-5-year-old is definitely a bright spot in our little world. This morning she asked Maya to write this message on a post-it so she can wear it.
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How do you spell the adjective form of the word pus, as in full of pus or containing a lot of pus? I.e. “That pimple is very [full of pus]!”
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I ask because I had never thought about it, but someone texted me about [full of pus] pimples all over the face and the spelling had me wondering what in the world happened to the face at first.
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New week!
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Maya secretly asked her piano teacher to learn Happy Birthday so she can play it for Teige on her birthday (October 3). She is practicing with headphones so Teige doesn’t hear it prematurely. 🥺🥹😭
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Threesday!
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Big girl has her first recital tonight. 🎹🖤
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Your girl. 🎹🖤
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I’m getting off the fucking internet 😂😂😂
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National Pirate Day (at least for first graders). 🖤☠️
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Any ideas or connections, @MtOlivePickles? 👀
This is totally random, but does anybody know any famous people who love pickles and would be willing to make a video of themselves preparing a pickle recipe for our Pickle Club’s cooking series Cooking with the ATMS Pickle Club? The kids would be so excited.
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A mother fucking government official trafficked a group of people across the country for a depraved political stunt. This place is hell.
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I cannot express with words how uncomfortable that “period ah period uh” video makes me feel.
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Gramps retweeted
Y'all out here ordering well done steaks shaking the whole table trying to cut it
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Man. Satire is dead.
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