Hi, I'm Penny, Go Birds.

Joined January 2010
I didn't keep track of the draft but I would like to know how "OH MY GOD WHY ARE THE KNICKS LIKE THIS" we're at tonight
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DRAFT ONLY ON VIBES
As reported on @Stadium NBA Draft Live show, sources say Orlando did not have a formal workout/meeting with Paolo Banchero during predraft process. Now: No. 1.
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Ryan Nanni retweeted
If you think about it, an Arch is just horns down.
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a more ambitious city would have run a “$1000 per swing of a wrecking ball” charity event years ago
wasn't prepared for the focus on the RFK hust in @ShutdownFullcas today. Been waiting to see it imploded from my upstairs window for years now
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that’s right: i’m running for Mayor of DC
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good morning, not sorry
Replying to @HollyAnderson
(Yes it’s another goddamn Noah episode but I promise just stick with it, they get somewhere)
Show this thread
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Ryan Nanni retweeted
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yes, there is a racehorse named Calzone equibase.com/profiles/Result…
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how about calzone, is there a calzone horse?
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extremely jealous of whoever once owned a racehorse simply named Pizza
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“Well, boss, we gotta pick a name.” “Is Pizza taken?” “I have to imag-son of a gun.” [HORSE NEIGHS IN WILD APPROVAL]
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@edsbs @el_surberino @thejasonkirk erase the whole podcast we recorded today, we gotta go again
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i have also learned that the greatest racehorse in Illinois history was named The Pizza Man en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pi…
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it is impossible to make a Top 10 NBA Players of All Time list without having perfect knowledge of the future, which can only be accomplished with illegal and dangerous sorcery
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this is so bold i want to give this person some kind of Dipshit Trophy
Replying to @celebrityhottub
Caught this gem today, the rare 4-spotter
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ok I gotta go repair my back steps and loudly complain about the shit job the previous owner did, even though I will never meet that person
It's Father's Day, so it is time once again for each of us, regardless of gender or whether we have children, to review the Most Dad Thing we've done in the last year. Here is mine: I text my wife photos of awful parking jobs. This is my favorite.
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look Bandit is a very good dad but he basically can not show up for his job whenever he feels like it
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i’m extremely envious of the parenting abilities of a cartoon blue heeler dog from australia and would take a bullet for him
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this is how you know Mario is a dad
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started a habit of involuntarily saying "here we go" every time I press the accelerator on a golf cart
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what I admire about Duct Tape Sunroof is knowing that if I tried it it would look absolutely terrible
Replying to @celebrityhottub
You already saw it, but I’m officially submitting it for consideration now: Duct Tape Sunroof
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ok this one is too real
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Grown rogue eyebrow hairs
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