Motorbike rider/racer/crasher/mender. Met enough assholes to know a world village is fruitless but it’d be nice. It's nice to be nice. Little Elephant :)
Béal Feirste
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Bowls with a mate earlier (I lost) A bunch gathered at one end & there was even cheering shots & shit. Little did they know my mate only started 6wks ago & was half cut. Me, 3wks & nursing a cracked rib. Either we were quite good or they were quite drunk. Like my mate who beat me
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Hate is a word for gods and little children, but by fuck I’m finding it hard to come up with a word describing exactly how I feel about this odious excuse of a man.
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I’m not sure how much of a celebration today is meant to be when most of the more high profile participants are ranting on Twitter about how they’re “Not going away”, “Will not be silenced” and “We’re Rosa fucking Parks”.
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“Retailers and bars in Belfast are closing so their staff can enjoy the parade” is my favourite hot take of the day.
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Predictions for todays parade:
•More participants than punters.
•Massive queue for a suck on Mervyn Gibson’s nose as the cops have advised most of the pubs in town to close
•Violence
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Wow. Bought off eBay from Ingerland. Dispatched one hour after bidding closed. Arrived 24 hours later. That sea border is mighty efficient.
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Watched this twice in full now. Take away the lawn bowls aspect. The man could explain rocket science to a toddler. invidious.fdn.fr/qCXndf85z3Y
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It’s probably fair to say that the only thing England has going for it in a global sense is the language. Love to see them privatise that.
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Not one for small print, especially as my eyes are going downhill like Eddie The Eagle, physically & metaphorically, it turns out my new bowls are made to order & won’t see them until August. Hoping to pick up this set to tide me over as they’re similar in weight grip and size 🤞
Very heavy few days on the body and brain. Came home and slept for 3 hours. Could not be arsed cooking. Bottoms up.
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Guessing the people of Dollingstown, Craigavon -a town with one of the highest percentages of Protestants in NI- aren’t offended by the word planter considering the name of their football ground. Planters park.
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Would you look at this adorable, dopy, gorgeous, flabby, sleepy looking bundle of cuteness. The St Bernard puppy is also very nice.
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In my 16 years of doing what I do I have never had a machine put up such a fight. If I ever meet the designer I’m giving them hug, round the face, with a chair..
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