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Joined October 2021
Sometimes I wonder if my tweets gets likes cos you follow me or because I'm simply hysterical
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If Morticia & Gomez Addams' relationship still doesn't convince you to find love, I'm afraid there's no hope for you
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My cute Grandpapa would bring us roasted corn, nicely sliced pineapples, steamy boiled tapioca, etc with a smile on his face. One of the sweetest blessings in my life❤️
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My cls 8 teacher once punished us by placing a stick with raw edges betwn 2 fingers & startd rotating while holding the fingers tight.Now I'm a fainter.Aftr she did mine I startd feelin dizzy & hd to sit.She nearly shit her pants jk & let the rest of the students go
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The power of uppercase letters eg. wow & WOW
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Remember when we used to go to the cybercafe to log in to facebook for an hour
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Chris Ayemi retweeted
Influencer - "Good morning, have a nice day" That one random dude - "Yeh paid hai ?"
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Spill the tea as in to gossip. Apparently your mind is too shallow to get it
Replying to @cornbabyyy
Seriously? What are we talking about here? Why the heck does this fella's silly shallow words keep coming up on my feed?
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So this is Amazon's way of downgrading their packaging? @amazonIN
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The only memory I have from civil engineering days is glass copying the survey sheets
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It's baffling how some people can spill so much tea
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I'm the kind where you will see tears pour from both eyes on a straight face & respond with "I'm not crying my eyes are just leaking". Now tell me what kind of crier are you?🤣
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Chris Ayemi retweeted
The most useless cashback coupon, I received is my girlfriend's male bestie.
Send or tag us in the most useless cashback coupon you've got and we will DM you a surprise 👀
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Wow Kohima is starting to get cold & we all know what that means...it's leather jacket season baby!!!
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I had to buy meds for my headache on my way home and the pharmacist was like "don't you want a bottle of water too?" I'm guessing my face prolly showed all the signs
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Chris Ayemi retweeted
my next relationship better be my last im tired of telling people my favorite color
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adam levine wants to name his unborn child after a girl he was possibly leading on? what in the name of kuch kuch hota hai is this
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I'm starting to develop an unhealthy obsession with my ginormous Totoro plush. It's literally the softest and my face just glides on it I mean can ya blame me?
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Does the thrill of having secret crushes/admirers even exist in today's hook up culture?
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A fine lady in Japan created crayons out of vegetable waste. Basically a green coloured crayon is named cabbage cos it was made from cabbage waste. Cute huh
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