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#SouthPark25 concert. Just watched the dude next to me eat an entire bag of mushrooms IN the stadium. Shit is funny as fuck AND wild! Primus and Ween too!
“We’re only hiring 87k agents to audit the rich”
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NEWS: @NoahGragson Joins Petty GMS to Drive the No. 42 Chevrolet Camaro ZL1 Starting in 2023!
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The same night Mar-a-Lago was raided, DHS quietly announced it will end Remain in Mexico. This decision, like the rest of Biden's open border approach, is a disaster, elite cruelty—to migrants & our own working class—masquerading as compassion. Me @unherd: unherd.com/2022/08/the-cruel…
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I picked up this box and got diabetes.
Me in the interview: “I love to go the extra mile.” Me in the job, as soon as the clock hits 5pm:
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When in Colorado #SouthPark25
“God, give me a sign”
It is a crime against humanity that Trump was not able to live tweet his raid.
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They must’ve cut this scene from “The Last Dance”.
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He's been waiting a long time to do this again. @KevinHarvick | @StewartHaasRcng
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The issue isn’t that children are too young to “choose their gender.” The issue is that 1) sex is real & immutable, a genetic dice roll that isn’t chosen, 2) “gender” isn’t a real thing that in any way determines sex, 3) young or old, no one can choose or change their sex.
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Don’t half ass anything, whole ass everything.
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One of my favorite moments in any movie is right when the lights go down and you hear people opening up their flasks and unwrapping their subway sandwiches
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