The Cynic. taken with a pinch of salt and plenty of pepper.

Joined April 2015
鉂わ笍Love is finishing each other鈥檚 sentences 馃グ
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Who here is sick of @LewisHamilton & @GaryLineker & their woke preaching? 馃ケ馃ケ馃ケ
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Whoah black Betty
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My pronoun is Supermarket, I've felt this way since I was Lidl.
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It's pretty cool to see in real time how the 'Americano' was invented to deal with american GIs in europe being babies about espresso
Replying to @esaagar
Enjoying a beautiful bright FULL American drip coffee without some stupid biscuit on the side that I don鈥檛 need. Eat shit Euros!
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Who鈥檚 Kendrick ?
Pet shop boys done their career no harm at all tonight 馃
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Stop mentioning his age, he鈥檚 been at it over 60 years, if he can鈥檛 do it now he never will.
Is it just me or is this the most uninspiring line-up ever ?#Glastonbury2022
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Well done that man......fancy being part time PM of the UK while playing for Bayern?. What an inspiration.
Sadio Mane is transforming his village to a town. He built a 拢455,000 hospital and 鈧250,000 school in his village, Bambaly. He gives each family 鈧70 monthly. He provided 4G internet for them. He is building a fuel station and post office. 2,000 people live in his village.
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Chris Kirshner realising how much it costs to own league one team, even worse a badly run one.
The new "Right to buy" will allow millions of immigrants to buy our social housing at a discount using the benefits we give them !!!!
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Fred Astaire and Rita Hayworth dancing to Led Zeppelin 馃幐馃幎 #JohnBonham May 31, 1948 馃
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PwC fined 拢1,959,750 for dud audit of Kier Group plc. Failed to obtain sufficient audit evidence; did not check profits on long-term contracts; accepted whatever management told them. Audit itself is the biggest fraud. Accounting firms collect millions. frc.org.uk/news/june-2022-(1鈥
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Can we get rid of Lorraine Kelly ? That girl last week was a hundred times better.
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Jacob Rees-Mogg on @SkyNews just now, is bang on the money. "The vast majority of Tory MP's who have submitted letters to the 1922 Committee are disgruntled Remainers". We all know this is about reversing Brexit!
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Childish poetry and a bit of dancing, representing what exactly ?
Time to go play with your train set.
Waaay!! past his bedtime.!!