Matt Holiday still hasn’t touched home plate

Joined October 2011
“Describe yourself in 4 words” Me:
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Idk about that hosmer take from Adam Jones there @BenAndWoods that’s a tough one to get on board with
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I just got a blizzard at Dairy Queen and that shit was $8.69! Like WTF! Inflation is crazy but good lord
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Mets fans are wild
Goodbye Astros, see you in the World Series
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The replies to this prove how stupid baseball Twitter is
Imagine looking at this from the batter's box 😅
Tinder is wild 😂 see how long it takes her to block me?
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I love Profar 😂
Profar smiles at Bumgarner as he takes ball four... needless to say, he did not appreciate it. #Padres
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My office manager isn’t in today. This is Bubba bored on his couch waiting for anybody to walk into the office and give him pets
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Kevan Dhoma retweeted
Did Albert Pujols sob for a week straight the first time he played back in St. Louis? Asking for a weawy sad fwiend who made a boo-boo & misses da Bwaves 🥺
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I can’t wait for the padres to beat the d*dgers and Joe and Dave tweet “it’s every team’s World Series when they play us” and “it’s not a rivalry”
Wait the Dbacks came back from 6-0 to beat the padres? 😳
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Kevan Dhoma retweeted
Abrams was in the outfield when the ball was hit c'mon
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Imma assume you’re bad at your job considering the other comments from gay men in the replies
Sir, I’ve seen you publicly pray in a restaurant over a pound of bison meat, and you didn’t tip me shit compared to what you’d previously tipped our straight men on staff.
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Kevan Dhoma retweeted
How many padres games haved ended in a walkoff win for the other team bc of a hosmer defensive flub? I can think of these three right now @ddkeeling3 @TooMuchMortons_ @alexbartlett12
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DAWG YOU CHOSE 2B HERE?!?
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What a meltdown topped off with hosmer being a fucking idiot
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ALFARO WITH A HIGH IQ PLAY! MY CATCHER
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Hey @padresfangirl Kim almost hit a homer… but instead it was foul then he got his second hit of the week. Idk if you saw it or not since I didn’t get a tweet. Good to see him hitting his quota early for once
I already tried this. Didn’t work
I’d abstain from sex for a year to see the Padres win the World Series
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