Glazed donut connoisseur, plus size hand model, Neurodivergent, InfoSec, Gracie Jiu-Jitsu purple belt, zombie killer & lover of pitbulls.

New York City
Joined April 2009
FYI…
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Asking real questions…
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Autistics of the world, unite!
Two weeks of travel (RSA & Splunk Conf) followed by a week of Covid, and a week in London. I’m exhausted. I did, however, snatch up an inexpensive beige summer suit. So, I’m happy about that. 🙃
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“Hey, Dimitri. I know you’re out of the country but can you jump on a call at 5pm eastern?” “That’s 10pm for me.” “…” “how bout 9am London time. Bout 4am eastern.” “Nah, that’s too early…”
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Manners maketh the man.
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Sounds like a great deal.
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Conform to non-conformity.
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Run DMc retweeted
And use the messaging app signal if you absolutely have to communicate in an emergency.
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The GOP does whatever the fuck they want because there’s no consequences for their actions.
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Welcome to America where guns have more rights than women.
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And you? How did you sleep?
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Read this in his voice…
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