wint @dril

Eternally sorry for my many Fuck Ups. Anguished new book: amzn.to/3EXTLEX custom Hardcover version: tinyurl.com/2nt93268 (for true sons of Bitchs only...)

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Joined September 2008
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wint @dril
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manifesting not getting my ass kicked b y saying "i hope i dont get my ass kicked today" and getting my ass kicked regardless
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my landlord gave me a call and told me the turds coming from my apartment seemed unusually thin. we then discussed turd strategy for 3 hours
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world governements are calling diarrhea the "shit of the future" as it is faster to poop out; causes less wear and tear on pipes & plumbing
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the nyt is giving me $10000 to write about the time i lied face down and cried while dogs humped me until i cummed in my pants 100% flaccid.
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Many scientists agree that in the near future you wull soon be able to be sucked off by a gadget or a gizmo, instead of a woman.
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Up & coming comedian hits my dms, says I'd like to workshop some bits w/ you. Lets rap. Then he shows me his penis. 600th time this happened
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taking 3.5 million foot and mouth disease infected pigs and burying them alive in a massive landfill in sotuh korea. Good or bad
47% Its a little "Much"
53% They must pay
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And now it seems that even my own followers cannot resist pelting me with ad homenim dog shit.
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marijuana did columbine
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my attitude is generally over all an "I dont give a fuck" attitue
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does that make me a nasty guy? Maybe. I just shrug and say "Fuck you" and "Fuck yourself"
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i had do to it do him
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Oops! another $50000 worth of nft ape shit got stolen from me some how. Weird!!! good thing i still have all 200 of my iq points
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all of these people want to help me for Free. what a wonderful community
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ive generated over 100,000 wordles in my head and completed them easily. what more can i say of it
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will 2023 be a "big year"
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26% Dont know
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had another nightmare where i had to explain to my high school principal why i wrote "Moves like Dorner" on the front of my note book
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