Founder and Agent, @HeadwaterLit @printrunpodcast with @lzats tennis writing at thedrawtennis.com he/him

Minneapolis, MN
Joined April 2009
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I'm really excited by the projects the writers I collaborate with are working on right now. Lots of it can be purchased, preordered, or subscribed to. It's been a while, so I figure I'll do a (partial/temporal) thread of those links.
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Under no circumstances can we allow the MyPillow Guy to have an 8-wheel amphibious vehicle
Replying to @ZTPetrizzo
Mike Lindell's other point of frustration tonight: he hasn't been able to purchase an 8-wheel amphibious vehicle.
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Lakers, dodgers. Two classic LA teams named after the beautiful city itself
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When they get the Vikings I hope they don’t change it. Just put sunglasses on the Norseman logo
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Every year I watch playoff baseball and think “I love this and can’t wait to watch next season” and I never do
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I think it’s just not having a team to follow. Grew up in Denver, which will beat the baseball right out of you if you think about the Rockies for even four consecutive seconds
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I like the twins. But am I watching a twins game on TV in like June? No
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lots of ethical debates in arts/publishing have a ton of nuance. Not the NFT debate though!
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Erik Hane retweeted
i feel a good way to teach teens their writing has worth would be to solicit the teens for writing and then to pay them for it but i am not a genius
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nfts are bad for the planet & bad for art, & i'm beyond disappointed to see a bunch of well-known authors doing them now (but not surprised). it's so greedy
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<pointing at the crying baby whose care I am in charge of> oh he big mad 😂😂
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my employee wasn’t respectful enough after the company messed up her paycheck dlvr.it/S9tLqC
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I’ve discovered noise apps
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Wow, quitting the police force produces great outcomes!
NOW: Seattle firefighters and Seattle police officers that were fired for not complying with the vaccine mandate are out feeding the homeless.
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Quitting my job as a cop and helping people instead to own… who, exactly
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The virgin referee touchdown signal vs the chad umpire strikeout signal
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Atwood vs. Le Guin
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Erik Hane retweeted
Replying to @erikhane
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And you know what that means
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