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i was extremely lonely during the pandemic and built an army of crows for a couple months
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Every British person I have ever met in person has been on at least a little mdm@. Fairly convinced in lieu of fluoride they put molly in their water
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if an olympics couldn't solve the mario vs sonic debate then i don't think the olympics is the solution to anything.
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went to the gas station (bp) yesterday for cigs & heard a baby crying in the back where only the attendant has access. asked her if there was a baby back there & she said yes. saddest shit ever
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Replying to @paradoomer
Sick people churned out and left to rot. Companies collecting life insurance. Mothers scrambling to catch 6 busses to work 3 jobs. People β€œgrinding” their way through chemo and radiation therapy lol. And you’re supposed to be grateful to be alive here.
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all of the antiwork stories and posts are really sad and miserable and depressing. But they are also more proof for the theory that Americans can withstand and endure so much pain and punishment and just sort of shrug and be like damn way she goes lol. Which makes it way sadder.
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Going into the week like
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Newest edition to the bedroom: the one rule in this house @InternetHippo
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Replying to @JordanUhl
Curb your enthusiasm theme plays at deafening volume
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"the most important election of our lives" ad infinitum
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Replying to @merrittk
Why does Wormy want us to relive 9/11
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I saw this while really stoned the other night and was like ok wormy
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So, who is deciding to cover shoplifting with β€œbreaking news” urgency but not air pollution, wage theft, and fraud that leaves people and their children homeless and in poverty?
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β€œI doubt that President Biden can understand what this torture is like; to hear a woman screaming in the next room and to be told it is your wife, and that if you do not do as they insist, they will rape her or kill her.” luke.substack.com/p/the-last…
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There are two justice systems.
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BREAKING: After 100 pages of legal briefing, the appellate court today denied my release in 10 words. This is not due process of law. Nor is it justice. I must report to prison by tomorrow afternoon. We will get through this.πŸ’ͺ❀️
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Last thought on Powell's death that I'll put on Twitter: if you're not willing to criticize a Black war criminal as ruthlessly as the white war criminals they were working with and working for, that's not "showing respect." That's benevolent racism.
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