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Cato the middle child retweeted
REPUBLICANS: “It’s not about guns! Mass shootings are a mental health issue!” ALSO REPUBLICANS:
205 Republicans vote against School-Based Mental Health Services
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Cato the middle child retweeted
-The Memphis DA was Republican for a decade -a Republican supermajority writes our laws -Violent crime is worse in red states, (where we put guns in everyone’s hands) -Marsha carried a bill to enable those “drug overdoses” TLDR: Marsha lies with every breath 🤥
Tennesseans know that the Democrats' soft-on-crime policies are squarely to blame for the crime wave ravaging their communities.
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Cato the middle child retweeted
HOLY SHIT EVERY WAFFLE HOUSE IS CLOSING BETWEEN TAMPA & ORLANDO 😭😭😭
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Cato the middle child retweeted
Replying to @SenatorHagerty
Bill, what did you say when Trump called Dems "fascists" while standing in front of 2 uniformed servicemen?
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Cato the middle child retweeted
They’ve had control of our legislature for over a decade and the Governor’s office for almost as long. This is the product of their bad policies. The TNGOP owns this. We can hold them accountable this November. Tennesseans deserve better. #VoteBlue #FixProblemsHelpTennesseans
🤔WHOOPS: Rutherford County Republican @SenShaneReeves just put out a “Reeves Report” showing under this @GovBillLee @TNGOP supermajority TN is embarrassingly bad for health, life expectancy, crime, poverty, teen birth—Other than that, doin great y’all! 😳reevesfortn.com/2021/04/20/1…
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Cato the middle child retweeted
A Brief History of Men Today Are Too Feminine and Women Too Masculine 🧵
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DA: Trump mentally declassified everything. If it still has the classified markings everyone else must treat it as classified per the classified records act. Mentally declassification (which doesn't exist) would be pointless. Which is why there are procedures for declassification
Replying to @kyledcheney
This raises all kinds of questions like, what happens if a president dreams about declassifying top secret intelligence, or hands someone w/o a clearance a declassified document and then mentally classify, subjecting them to legal jeopardy.
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Cato the middle child retweeted
A member of our well regulated militia allows a 17 year old boy access to a gun. The teen shoots and kills a friend who had played a prank on him (hiding in a bathroom and jumping out to scare him). wpde.com/news/nation-world/1…
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A member of our well regulated militia shoots another member of our well regulated militia in the abdomen after mistaking him for a bear. mychamplainvalley.com/news/l…
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A member of our well regulated militia, armed for her shift at a convenience store, pulls out a gun when a customer threatens her over a dispute about correct change. She fires the gun and shoots another customer, uninvolved in the dispute, in the chest. cleveland.com/crime/2022/09/…
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A member of our well regulated militia fires a gun while handling it in a home, shooting a woman in the chest. She does not survive. star-telegram.com/news/local…
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A member of our well regulated militia shoots two kids while showing them how to clean a gun. @OKCPD shrug it off as an “accident” and file no charges. news9.com/story/63251a7446a7…
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A member of our well regulated militia allows a child access to a loaded gun at home. The child shoots a 2 year old in the home. 11alive.com/article/news/loc…
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TYRANNY ALERT: A @detroitpolice officer, responding to a home for a suicide call, attempts to shoot a neighbor’s dog who had gotten out, but shoots another officer instead. fox2detroit.com/news/detroit…
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Members of our well regulated militia play with a gun they believe to be unloaded. One points the gun at the other and pulls the trigger. The gun is loaded. The friend doesn’t survive. nj.com/burlington/2022/09/18…
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Cato the middle child retweeted
Three men are being screened for firearms offenses involving 18 guns at the @boyscouts camp. The owner of the gun that the boy shot and killed himself with is the boy’s father.
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