Ex-computer scientist, then 1A attorney, now #InHouse for BigTech. Dog lover; dog+cats dad. Proud alum of @NCCU and @NCState.

Durham NC
Joined April 2010
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Jif’s creamy, crunchy, natural and reduced fat peanut butters have been linked to a salmonella outbreak across 12 states. Jars with lot codes 1274425 through 2140425 have been recalled and should be disposed, the company said. apne.ws/iilcaJr
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My personal JIF? Recalled The JIF we distributed to 5,103 elementary school kids two months ago? Recalled F*ck me sideways with a spork... 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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We'd *just* made it into Durham city limits when my text messages started blowing up Ugh
Replying to @greg_doucette
I was so afraid of that when you posted that GIF. God, what a horrible break.
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Can confirm
I think we collectively abandoned "actually trying to sway you in any way" long ago in favour of "treating you as a form of entertainment for how dumb you are"
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The guy who works in "computer security" is this bad at lying? I am shocked (shocked!)
No need. Mitch claims "Riding my bike" at 7:52pm. Tracker data I found gives a timeframe of 12:46pm - 2:43pm. So when were the pix taken? Well, the Mardi Gras sailed at 4:34pm so earlier than that. And near zero shadow suggests some time closer to solar noon (1:19pm)
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So now the guy who works in computer security admits he doesn't work at all? 😂 MAGAland is hilarious
Very happy to hear about your retirement from the security work you said you were doing just yesterday
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#BREAKING: Loving County Judge Skeet Jones was arrested earlier today by the Texas and Southwestern Cattle Raisers Association. He and three others are accused of picking up loose cattle and selling them. Special rangers have been on this case for more than a year.
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It's not terrible out here I guess
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Do I look like the type of lawyer who has much experience with goats Shep? Howtf should I know? ::shakes fist::
Replying to @greg_doucette
Those are... Goats. That is why they look so convincingly goat-like.
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Your goats did not look like these goats!
Replying to @greg_doucette
Greg you were literally at my place and I showed you goats and sheep.
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Feel like I'm getting insufficient credit here for the fact I recognized they were ruminants 😂
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Wedding reception lol
Replying to @greg_doucette
Bro, nature is loud
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Got some lightning over yonder
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Ox-smooching has a minimum $10K-to-charity purchase price
Replying to @greg_doucette
If only they had an ox for your to smooch? Wait. Do they have an ox you can smooch?
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Anyone subscribed to Apple News+ and willing to share their opinions on it? I'm currently subscribed to 3 papers (NYT, WaPo, and our local News & Observer) and pondering if it makes sense to switch
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The N&O is included as part of their available publications; NYT and WaPo are not
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T. Greg Doucette retweeted
That "Google engineer" saying women shouldn't program is trawling for attention for his scam cryptocurrency. There's always a podcast, there's always a newsletter, there's always a con. Their audience is morons and they know how to find them.
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