I will take your yellow Starbursts

Dallas, TX
Joined March 2010
Pop Quiz: is this a quote from an article about a NASCAR race or a general assessment of things, trick question it's both.
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how much insurance do you have to underwrite to be on a list with andrei vasilevskiy???
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the bolts found out about religion. call the refs. no not the regular refs.
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So...for no good reason a photoshop of a Bison and Sweetums, and probably something that will never be done again.
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Congrats to Tuna, congrats to the other dog, congrats to us all.
the Pavelskis got a new puppy!!!
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I have been at the track all day for the first time in a zillion years and saw the weirdest wreck ever and this man win a race twice he only should've had to win once. (also saw a man fired from a cannon and a horse jump a car, very normal place)
So happy for all of our sponsors, team and family!
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Going to fake an engagement, build a registry and the only thing on it will be a Sonic ice maker.
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I need the gif makers for Baseball Twitter to watch Jackass 4.5 and get to work
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Instagram said we heard you talking about a Finnish man's haircut and also know you are upset about the temperature difference between there and Dallas, and we support you.
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Hope Jason Robertson is ready to score 80 goals to make up for this painful growout.
HE鈥橲 BALD ROOPE IS BALD OH MY GOD
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For a midrange team, the Stars really excel at coaching drama. Hired by GM, fired because of goalies and Cody Eakin Hired by ownership, shipped out to sea on a flaming raft Hired by GM, fired because [REDACTED] Hired because he was there, gone because real life wasn't the bubble
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anyway, I will die mad that I had to endure Ken Hitchcock twice in one lifetime, thanks for following
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We have found the oasis, my darlings. Bask in what time we have left.
The good news is we're going to have such a lovely period of calm after Bowness gets to drive his Corvette off into retirement and before they announce his replacement. An oasis of peace.
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I would like to know how Radek Faksa feels in this moment or if his body just spontaneously collapsed
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There are score effects, and then there is however Bowness had the Stars playing this year.
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Rick Bowness is stepping aside as the Stars coach, according to a source, confirming @KevinWeekes' report. Derek Laxdal, John Stevens and Todd Nelson will not return. Kelly Forbes, Matt Rodell and Jeff Reese are not affected by these moves.
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HELLO KEVIN
**Breaking News** 馃毃馃摪 @DallasStars HC Rick Bowness will step away effects immediately, Asst Coaches also will not be returning. @espn @NHL #HockeyTwitter
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now does Jim Nill get to hire his 83rd coach or is he gone too
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me reading this: cop show cop show cop show firefighter show !! AYOADE AND BERRY !!
I sat through so many hours of executive presentations and weird sketches to bring you every new broadcast show picked up at upfronts. nydailynews.com/entertainmen鈥
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Harry Styles has done it* again *made a pleasant pop record that I'm gonna play in my car a lot
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