waiting for the 16th time to be kicked off at Twitter

your mom's house
Joined August 2021
romance of Cyrano and Shakespeare has Canada put me in my place.
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Wild turkey breast strips in tomato sauce on spiralized zucchini. A low carb version to pasta & with wild meat! Just another way to have wild turkey. (recipe used attached) . jocooks.com/recipes/turkey-b…
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I just saw the saddest thing in my life. I used smashed blue rubber right in front of a Dollar general store.
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you people are complete morons I've been on hold for an hour and a half that a conversation that should have taken 15 minutes. what the fucking grab ass are you guys fucking doing. I feel like a fucking hot pan answer the goddamn phone.
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I need to have somebody come over and fix my bed for me.
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this is the last emu breeder I would have to raise my little emu babies.
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too late the night for edibles, too soon for smoking wax- Aristotle.
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so getting ready to get extra drunk and get high and burn off some 3-year-old fireworks. I do believe this is the point where an intervention should be started but,...
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best service dog ever.
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I’m trying not to analyze my Guy Fieri sex dream from last night.
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you stop first and I'll stop masturbating afterwards,..
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Abortion is still legal and Planned Parenthood’s doors are open.
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nightmare dreams.
Sometimes when your flight is delayed 5 hours you’ll run into a spineless coward eating a tuna sandwich.
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I'm so glad I can watch The Ellen DeGeneres show and look at all the unfunny women that I would never ever want to date or speak to in a private setting. you people are puppets and need to shut up.
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GET SOME!!!
Weird Size comparison- man-sized penguin Icadyptes next to a guy in speedos. (Credit Satoshi Kawasaki)
it's the fuck it bucket. you're going to eat here anyways you morbid piece of garbage.
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why I don't go out to the bars anymore.
OUCH!!!
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this beautiful couple belongs in heaven hand in hand,.,
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what kind of sadistic asshole puts Saint Patrick's Day on a Thursday?!!?
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